Hayden Panettiere in Short Shorts

I was going to title this post "Hayden Panettiere: Shorty in Short Shorts" . . . but I felt there was too much "short" going on with that, so I got rid of the "shorty" part and just went with what eventually made it onto the post. But, on to more pressing matters. Hayden Panettiere is looking pretty hot I'd say in those daisy duke-style jean shorts, and that cleavage-y top is helping too. Not to mention the push-up bra she seems to be rocking, kinda helps her out in the boobage department. Hayden might not be the bustiest indestructible cheerleader, but it's nice to see her trying. These pictures were taken on-set of a new movie she's part of called "I Love You Beth Cooper". I don't know if she's playing the titular character or if she's in the supporting cast, but these pictures just scored this movie a viewing by me . . . on cable. More pictures below.

Hayden Panettiere plays a sexy bigfoot

For the booty lovers out there. Keep the dream alive

Jessica Alba Develops

Jessica Alba is still pregnant. I had stopped paying attention to her because, truthfully, I'm not all that into pregnant chicks. I'm sure that'll change when my wife and I go through our own pregnancy, or it might change now. Looking at these pictures of Jessica Alba walking around with her preggo-boobs, I can see how there are advantages to the whole pregnant thing. Other than the eventual kid that'll pop-out of her. I even think her boobs might be pregnant as well. Who knows. Anything seems to be possible these days. In any case, aside from the large belly, Alba is looking pretty good lately. This one's for all the preggo-lovers out there. Enjoy.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Clip

So, this movie looks like a lot of fun. I don't know when it's coming out exactly (what am I? your information headquarters? fuck off and go to Yahoo movies or something), but when it does, I'm going to be there. Specially when scenes like these are going to be in the movie. This little clip gives you a little peak at an uncomfortably hilarious scene that is followed by some of the freakiest sex I've ever witnessed . . . and I've seen stuff that would cripple a weaker person's psyche. So, enjoy the clip, which features Kristen Bell getting it on . . . crazy style.

Sienna Miller Bikini Update . . Now with More Cameltoe

Every time I post something about Sienna Miller, I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. I mean, is there any part of this woman that we haven't seen naked or on the verge of being naked? Probably not, but it is escaping my memory if we've seen any camel-toe action from her recently. Which explains why I'm posting the picture above. It's somewhat nice to see that Miller has gotten the hang of the whole bikini thing. Not like yesterday, when that just kept falling off or she kept removing it herself. So, there you go camel-toe lovers. Never say I don't do anything for you.

Heidi Montag Raps?

Heidi Montag was on MTV's TRL recently (at least, it looks like TRL, who knows, I don't watch MTV much these days anyway), sharing the spotlight with rap star Nelly. So, of course, she decided to drop some rhymes on an unsuspecting crowd and the rest of America, and it went just as bad as you'd expect it to. Even the host of the show described Montag's lyrical stylings as "flowing like a leaky prostate". Heidi did not even get that well spoken burn, as she tried to get a check + for effort. I swear, I can almost ready Nelly's mind while watching this video. He's got to be thinking: "Damn this bitch can't rap, but I'd put her mouth to good use". Anyway, enjoy (if you're into shit like this) the video.

Sienna Miller Accidental Bikini Nip-Slip Evolves

Sienna Miller, famous actress for I don't know what exactly, was frolicking at the beach when this little accidental nip-slip happened. But, this is Sienna Miller, so a nip-slip really wouldn't suffice for her. It's nice that she's always trying to improve things, which brings us to the picture below. Same day, different location, probably still at the beach, but now, Sienna has completely removed the top half of her bikini. She turned an accidental nip-slip into a full on topless incident. If that's not proof of evolution, I don't know what is.

Tetris: The Movie

Oh yeah, you read right. Someone went out there and made a movie about Tetris. From the trailer, it looks like it was all shot with green/blue screens and whatnot, kind of like how "300" and "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" were shot, but it looks much less polished than those two movies. It does have an epic feel to it, but the cast of no-name actors coupled with a probable directorial debut does not bode well for this film. If anyone does see it, please let me know if it's good or bad, or something else in between.

Oh, and did I mention that videogame movies inherently suck donkey balls? "Tetris: The Movie" has that negative mark against it already built in.

Two-Headed Baby

I was going to post something about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting engaged today . . . because, lets face it, that's what I do around here. But then, I saw this picture and I was like "what! That baby has two faces. Screw those douche-tards, this gets on BAFW". So, here it is, an Indian (dot not feathers) baby girl born with two heads/faces that is being worshiped like a Goddess in her small village. You can check out more over at CNN.com if you think this is a hoax of some sort. It's not. That baby is 100% for truth.

Natalie Portman is Dating that?

I'm at a loss for words right now. Natalie Portman, one of the hottest women in Hollywood, is letting that touch her. I just can't wrap my head around it. Not only is this "man" getting to spend time with her, but they also spend time together in the nude. Fucking. I know. It's almost inconceivable. I just don't get it. Mull it over.

Olivia Munn gets Bikini on in Jamaica

I really don't think I need to justify posting Olivia Munn bikini pictures. Right? The only other thing I should mention is that these pictures were taken in Jamaica during "Attack of the Show"'s 4/20 special that will air in a couple of weeks. So . . . drugs are not bad? If they inspire bikini action like this, obviously the government has been lying to us about the negative effects of marijuana. So, pack yourself a bowl and enjoy the rest of the Olivia Munn bikini stoner action.

Cloverfield Alternate Endings

"Cloverfield" is getting its DVD release this month, and just in time for that, a couple of the alternate endings from that release have found their way onto YouTube. I enjoyed this movie, so chances are that I'll get it when it comes out on DVD. These endings don't deviate too much from what was originally included in the theatrical release, but they're still cool and therefore warrant a post about them.

Charlton Heston: 1924 - 2008

Charlton Heston passed away a couple of days ago. I just heard about it this morning when I was looking through some websites. The picture above is not meant to ridicule the man. I used to have that picture on a t-shirt a long time ago. It was, hands-down, my favorite piece of clothing at the time and I wore that t-shirt until the image was no longer recognizable. Some people might not have agreed with Heston and his stand on the 2nd Amendment and his long running leadership of the NRA, but I don't think anyone can argue that this man was a living legend. He will be missed around the BAFW HQ.

Mena Suvari's Boyfriend Loves da Butt

I don't know what Mena Suvari is up to lately. Frankly, I had forgotten she even existed. That's how low on my radar she is. But then, she resurfaced with brand-spanking new bikini pictures. I guess that's all it takes to pique my interest. I don't know who the guy in the pictures is . . . but I'm willing to bet it's not a close cousin. Most likely, it's Mena's new boytoy, who is a bit on the grabby side. You'll see in a couple of pictures down, where this guy just is holding on for dear life. Like, if he let go of Mena's ample behind, he'd slip into oblivion with little hope for salvation.

I'd like to take a moment to make a comment on Mena Suvari's physique. It's not negative, but . . . when I look at her, I can't stop thinking about mullets. It must be because her body is a little bit of business in the front, and party in the back. She doesn't have much in the way of a bosom . . . but that booty is outta control (in a good way). Just a personal observation.

Hilary Duff Scorpion Dance

I know a lot of you out there find Hilary Duff to be attractive. Some may think even hot. But, I just don't see it. Maybe it's because every time I think of her (few and far between mind you), I make an instant connection to her horse-faced sister, Hayley Duff. But, this post is not about that. It's about her dancing with a scorpion in her pants. Yup. It's for something called "War Inc.", which also stars John Cusack, which you can see in the clip. He's got the perfect reaction to seeing Hilary drop the scorpion into her nether regions. That's exactly what I would have done. Followed by projectile vomiting. Because I'm a classy gentleman.

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen wear Bikinis, confuse Penises

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were recently spotted enjoying some bikini time on their own (don't ask me which is which, I don't have my DNA test kit on me) in Australia. While I know they look like a strange mix of E.T. and a troll doll from time to time, most of these pictures are super-blurry, which is helping me stop focusing on that preconceived image of them, and is actually drawing my attention to the bikini portion of the pictures. So it's only natural to post these pictures, because that's what I do around here. I post pictures of Hollywood stars in bikinis. Right? I know, I'm still trying to convince myself this was a good idea . . .

Even though the blurriness is making me forget about their faces, they twins are still not built like actual women. It makes me feel a little wrong to check these pictures out. Kind of like driving past a Catholic school for young teenage girls. You know you shouldn't look, but you still do anyway. So, all of this is confusing my penis. I hope the rest of you aren't having such a troubled time right now. For those that are into the Olsen twins (I know you're out there), this must be a wank-off dream.

Hayden Panettiere - Puppies and Camel Toes

I really haven't posted anything Hayden Panettiere related in a while. Mostly because the show that made her famous, "Heroes", probably won't come back until this fall TV season due to the writer's strike that crippled Hollywood for 2 months or so. She's currently working on a film called "Fireflies in the Garden", which should be retitled to "Camel Toes in the Sweatpants" . . . because I'd rather pay 10 bucks to see that. Oh, and she's also holding a puppy, which is adorable. How did she know what my two favorite things in the world are?? Are you trying to send me secret messages Hayden Panettiere? *wink*

When is $48.6 Million not Enough?

Well, if you're Heather Mills, then that's chump change. That's what she got as part of a divorce settlement from former Beatle's member, Paul McCartney. The divorce proceedings had been going on for a while and the courts finally gave in and awarded this one-legged gold digger that ginormous amount of cash. This is Heather Mills' reasoning for wanting more:

Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again

Seriously, you're using your child as an excuse? Almost $50 million is not enough? Does that kid wash her teeth with diamond encrusted toothpaste?

March Madness Search Terms

I was going to wait until the end of the month to post these up, but I got tired of compiling this, and I'm pretty strapped for content right now. So . . . desperate times. Nothing really out of the ordinary with these search terms. There are a couple of new search engines included in this list that I've never heard of. Like "Quicklex". WTF is that? And what is a "Strategic Board" and how does it search better than "Google" or any of the other popular search engines. Who knows. I don't really search for anything lately.

pictures of jamie pressley - Yahoo Search
ciera hermaphrodite - Google Search
clip eva green dreamers - Google Search IT
no knickers - MSN Search
"abi titmuss" upskirt sitting site:.blogspot.com - Google Search DE
halo porn - MSN Search
blogs are for wusses - Yahoo Search
boob peak - Comcast Search
emilie de ravin nude - AOL Search
crotch shot - MSN Search
hayden p - AOL Search
brooke hogan - Google Search IN
sharon+stone+upskirt+picture+in+basic+instant+with+no+panties - Quicklex Search
"gangbang olympics" - Google Search DE
cold war kids mp3 - Blogdigger Search
adrian grenier - BlogSearch
tag:"Down blouse" - Icerocket Blog Search
jessica simpson's boobs - AOL Search
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"When It is OK to Pee in Your Pants.wmv" - Google Search
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french gymnast pees - Google Search
irazoo - BlogSearch
famous slip nipples - Yahoo Search
sexual intercourse - Netscape Search
poop fart upskirts - AOL Search
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Olsen Nipples - AOL Search
victoria beckham thong slip - Ok.Hu Search
"THE FREE PLAYERS" "Snakes From Space" - Google Search FI
douchebags - Technorati Search
ass - Naver Search
catholic schoolgirl - AOL Search
"nip slip" - Google Search PH
gymnastic nipslip - Google Search BR
grace park oops nipple slip - Yahoo Search CA
Sienna Miller having a bikini malfunction - AOL Search
AMISH SEX - Google Search
see through - MSN Search
bloggedjaime.blogspot.com - Google Search
free clip of rape scene of Emilie de ravin from "the hills have eyes" - Google Search IN
girls who love pooping their panties at any moment - Google Search
DOWN BLOUSE PICS - Yahoo Search
Brooke Hogan Nip Slip - Ask.Com Search
waterpark nipple slips - Yahoo Search
Nicole Kidman - MSN Search
straw dogs rape scenes - Google Search
Ashley olson nipple - AOL Search
mariah upskirt - Comcast Search
"Celebrity Fakes" - Strategic Board Search
cleavage - Comcast Search
"jennifer morrison nipple slip" - Google Search
bianca gascoigne upskirt picture - Yahoo Search
jessica simpson nipple - AOL Search
jennifer connelly ass - AOL Search
bloggedjaime.blogspot - Google Search CA
Emilie de Ravin + rape + download - Google Search TR
anti olivia munn - Yahoo Search
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lindsay lohan no knickers - Google Search UK
Audrina Patridge Nude - BlogSearch
audrina nude - BlogSearch
Free Hentai alien rape movie sample - AOL Search
pussycat dolls nip slip - Yahoo Search
hayden panettiere waist hip ratio - Yahoo Search UK
anna farris - AOL Search
summer glau sexy - Netscape Search
victoria beckham thong - AOL Search
Natalie Portman fake - Ok.Hu Search
"emmanuelle +horse - Google Search NZ
Hayden Panettiere Bikini - MSN Search
fergie pee 2005 - AOL Search
nipple slips - MSN Search

Amy Winehouse fights Breast Cancer & my Libido

Amy Winehouse, the U.K.'s sexiest trainwreck, posed nude to raise awareness for breast cancer. Well, almost nude. She does have tape over her boobs. And she's hiding whatever lurks between her legs behind a guitar. And thank God for these small miracles. I think my penis would have committed suicide if it had caught sight of any of Winehouse's private parts.

Lindsay Blow-han, Maybe?

This fantastically low-res picture is making the rounds right now and it would appear that a famous Hollywood star known for her generally good behavior is getting a little bit of a midnight cock-snack. OK, who are we fooling, Linsday Lohan is not known for her good behavior. Quite the opposite actually. Is this from a sex-tape that might be appearing all over the internets soon? Possibly. Is that even Lindsay Lohan? Perhaps. Until it is proven wrong, this is all the proof I need. It does make a little sense though. Apart from Lindsay being a total whore most of the time, she does admire the show "Sex and the City". As you can remember if you read this blog regularly, Kristin Davis was recently caught doing the same thing. Lindsay might just be following the footsteps, or rather, cock-gobblings of her idols.

The Hills have Nudity - Audrina Patridge

I know posts around here have been scant as of late. I could go into a rather long explanation as to what my work to free time ratio is right now, but you're here for the free nude pictures of "The Hills" reality "star" Audrina Patridge. So, let's forget about the past and move on. Seriously. Don't be a little bitch about it. . . . So, what can I say about these pictures? They look pretty good. Egotastic.com has been working pretty hard to secure the rights to these pictures and you can check out the whole crop of hi-res Audrina Patridge nude pictures here. God bless them, for their hard work allows me to just rip these pictures right off their site, and re-post them here, without all the hard work involved. Enjoy these pictures, and then head on out there using the link to check out the rest of the pictures and the rest of their posts. I think they might be Canadian, but don't hold that against them, ey.



Edit: Sorry it took me so long to re-post the pictures that Picturetrail.com took down. But, they're back now. Enjoy.

Kristin Davis Sex & the Tape

When will people realize that, if you do anything remotely sexually related on camera, it will get out to bite you in the ass eventually. Although, Kristin Davis seems to be doing the biting as far as these pictures are concerned. The "Sex and the City" star is seen in the pictures below orally pleasing a guy and his penis. Which, I don't personally have a problem with. What I will have a problem with is the legal action that Davis might take later on when this blows up all over shows like "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider". She should just own up and say: "Yes, that is me sucking a cock. I do that, so what?". This sort of attitude would totally deflate any problem. It's not like she's doing something that is totally morally reprehensible. Like . . . you know, pooing into a cup and then sharing it with a lesbian lover. Now that . . . is wrong.



Kristin Davis' character "Charlotte" gets acquainted with Mr. Medium

The Full Monty

Monty Python is one of the best things to ever come out of the United Kingdom. It makes me laugh, even now. You can check out this Monty Python video wall which has an adequately large amount of Monty Python videos uploaded to YouTube. Check it out. Should make for some fun times.

SkyNet is Next

Umm . . . this is how the machines rise up and take over the world, right? First, it starts with solving rubick's cubes, and then a Cyberdine Systems T-101 model is knocking on your door asking if you're "Sarah Connor". While slightly chilling, the "Tilted Twister" is fairly impressive. Built using only Lego's Mindstorms NXT retail kit, this thing first scans the cube, then totally solves it. It takes a while for the video to impress, but when it gets sped up at 2x speed, it's something awesome to behold. Check out the guy's (and possibly the cause for the downfall of humanity) website here to learn how he did it.

Opening Weekend Movies 3/14/2008

Doomsday - I know this movie looks like the height of ridicule, but goddammit, I want to see it. It looks appropriately kick-ass. The characters look like generic bad guys and tough bitches that take no shit from no one, which has all been done in the past. But it hasn't been done well lately. This movie, by the director of "The Descent" (freaking awesome movie) looks like a lot of fun. I'm sure critics are looking to tear this film a new one because it's not "No Country for Old Men"-type stuff, but there is a place for mindless entertainment. This should qualify it as that. Go watch this, turn off your brain, and enjoy.



Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who - I know why they're making this movie. It's just around the time that anyone that read this as a child is old enough to have kids that they want to share the experience with, and being that children nowadays are more receptive to moving pictures rather than books, it would seem like the perfect thing to take your kid to. Plus, it's got a couple of talented people lending their vocal likeness to the characters. It doesn't pull me in, because, frankly, I never read this particular Dr. Seuss tale when I was growing up. "Are you My Mother" was my absolute favorite, maybe because it was more real life than, say, something like "Cat in the Hat" or "Green Eggs and Ham".



Never Back Down - This is like this millennium's "Karate Kid". Except, everyone's buffer and Mr. Miyagi is a black dude. But other than that, pretty much the same thing. New guy in town gets his ass handed to him. He trains with someone that kicks ass but chooses not to fight, and gets the girl in the end after having a big-time showdown with the guy that previously kicked his ass. Looks entertaining, but I'm already watching one mindless thing this weekend. No space for two.

Sienna Miller vs. Ocean . . . . Everyone Wins

Sienna Miller should just give up trying to cover up her naked skin. Eventually, something like this happens. And, apparently, it happens all the time to her. This last instance involves the ocean, who happens to be determined to take her bikini bottoms off. I don't even have anything else to say about this. Head on out to the Egotastic for more fancy words and pictures.

Mischa Barton Sideboob

So, just what is Mischa Barton doing lately that people still care about her? Oh yeah, showing off sideboob. Duh. That's pretty much anything needs these days to get a little publicity. Why not, right? Show off a little skin here and there, and it might land you that role you've been looking for. Whatever. I don't need to analyze why sideboobs are happening. It just matters that they exist, and someone is always there to snap a picture or shoot video of it. I love this world we live in, but I'd hate to become famous one day and have these douchebags chasing me around trying to snap pictures of me scratching my bean-bag. So, after that detour, let's get back to what matters. The sideboob. Enjoy.

Kate Moss gets Nude in French

Kate Moss, who right now thanks the lord for the existence of Amy Winehouse, the only thing distracting us from Moss's mess of a lifestyle, recently bared a lot for French magazine "Liberation" (it's got an accent in there somewhere but I don't know/care how to put it in there). I have to say, for a coke whore, Kate Moss doesn't look half bad. She needs a sandwich, but that is true for anyone in the fashion industry. It also helps that the pictures are in black & white, giving it that refined "artsy-fartsy" feel. Here's one more shot.

BAFW Book Club - Monster Planet

My quest for free t-shirt (yeah, just one) and internets immortality continues with my most recent review that's up over at Analog Medium. I'm not sure if it's any good, or complete garbage. What I know is that it's a review of David Wellington's "Monster Planet". You can check it out using the link (don't make me tell you where it is).

Kate Hudson's Good Side

Kate Hudson is someone I'm not a big fan off. She doesn't do it for me. Something about the way she's built just reminds me of a ten year old boy. But . . . if you look at her from behind, she starts looking a little better. Of course, she'll eventually turn around and you'll see the image below. If only Hollywood could devise a way to only show us Kate Hudson from the rear, I think her career could sky-rocket, and I might even begin to start paying for movies that feature her.

Kim Kardashian's Ass - Still Huge

I noticed that there hasn't been a Kim Kardashian post on BAFW for quite some time. Which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. But I realize her gigantic Armenian ass has a bit of a following, so when these pictures of her in a bikini surfaced, I begrudgingly thought it would be a nice present for Kardashian-Ass-Lovers everywhere.

**No actual zebras were harmed in the making of Ms. Kardashian's bikini.

Amy Winehouse Skin Disease Update

So, Amy Winehouse, the healthiest woman in the UK, recently got diagnosed with the skin disease "Impetigo", which explains those bumps on her face she's desperately trying to cover up with layer upon layer of make-up. I think the ridiculous eye-shadow she wears is also supposed to draw attention from the sores on her face. But, what exactly is impetigo? Let's drop some knowledge on you:

Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. The disease is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.

Does anyone need any other reason to put this woman in a padded cell? She's toxic. Don't let her touch you if you see her coming down the street. Unless you're wearing a haz-mat bio suit. That's the only safe way to interact with Amy Winehouse now. Oh, and apparently, impetigo makes you stand like this as well.

Ellen Page is Gay on SNL

"Hard Candy" and "Juno" recent sensation Ellen Page hosted SNL this past weekend, and here's a clip where she plays a chick that just might be gay. It kind of fits with Ellen Page though. When I look at her, I think she just might be a cute butch lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, watch the clip.

Bijou Phillips Hangs Out in Bikini

Well, what's hanging out is really her naked ass, but she's still wearing the bikini . . . barely. I'm not complaining though. Any nudity around here is welcome. I don't know where she was when the picture was taken, or who her ass is hanging out with, but is any of that really important? I'm not running the Bijou Phillips Super Fan Club here. Sheesh.