Mischa Barton Bikini - Something is Definitely Wrong Here

Usually, when I post pictures of celebrities in bikinis, it's a good thing. Well, Mischa Barton has just proven that it can also be bad. I'm not sure how someone as thin as her can develop such massive amounts of cellulite, but there it is. Check out the all-cottage-cheese thighs she's sporting. Her publicity reps are claiming foul-play here. To me, these pictures look pretty real. Oh well, I was never really into Mischa Barton. Haven't seen a single thing she's been in, wether on TV or in films. And, judging from these pictures, I'm better off not seeing her in any stage of undress. Unless I'm looking to vomit. Then, sure, pass me some more Mischa Barton bikini pictures. And a bucket.

Mischa Barton Sideboob

So, just what is Mischa Barton doing lately that people still care about her? Oh yeah, showing off sideboob. Duh. That's pretty much anything needs these days to get a little publicity. Why not, right? Show off a little skin here and there, and it might land you that role you've been looking for. Whatever. I don't need to analyze why sideboobs are happening. It just matters that they exist, and someone is always there to snap a picture or shoot video of it. I love this world we live in, but I'd hate to become famous one day and have these douchebags chasing me around trying to snap pictures of me scratching my bean-bag. So, after that detour, let's get back to what matters. The sideboob. Enjoy.

Mischa Barton Slips the Whole Boob

I'm pretty sure that most shirts were designed with the intent of covering what is underneath. You know, against the elements of nature, public decency and the such. But, Mischa Barton must not adhere to those arcane shirt-rules, because the shirts she wears just don't cover up anything. That one she's wearing in these pictures looks like it was made out of torn up toilet paper. While the concept might be imaginative, it proves to be less than practical, as you can clearly see pretty much her whole boob. Whatever happened to providing a little mystery to what may lay under the clothes? I guess that's an antiquated concept these days. Next thing you know, Mischa Barton will run around with a can of soup on her head and nothing else. Why? Because it's fashionable.

Mischa Barton Will get the Munchies

Maybe then she will stop looking like a stick figure in a potato sack every where she goes. Yeah, that's not a cigarette she's puffing on. It's some good ol' wacky tabaccky. Now, if we can get all of these super skinny Hollywood starlets to get off their steady diet of cocaine, and get them to start smoking more pot . . . then we can get some of those curves back. Lead by example Mischa. You're like the 21st century's Rosa Parks.

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See, already Hollywood is falling in line with the new pot-smoking manifesto. Here you have Drew Barrymore passing a joint to Cameron Diaz. While in their bikinis in Hawaii. Maybe it's some of that "Maui Wow'ee", or whatever the kids are calling it these days.