Jessica Simpson Upskirts Good Morning America

Jessica Simpson performed some new tracks from her country music album on Good Morning America, and I guess the only way she knows how to sell records is the good ol' fashioned way. By showing some ass. At least that's how I sell my country music albums. She also decided to goof it up by sticking her tongue out like a slack-jawed country bumpkin. She must be trying to connect to the intended demographic. In the picture below, it's really not clear whether Jessica is wearing underwear or not. I'll let you folks decide on that one. My own personal hypothesis is that her manager/father/ex-preacher made sure something like this would happen. Therefore, I think that's all bare ass. But hey, don't be swayed by my scientific findings. It's a free world. Make your own decisions.



Hey look ya'lls, I can be lady-like too!

Kevin Spacey Doesn't Discriminate

It would seem that, when it comes to grabbing a handfull of ass, Kevin Spacey doesn't discriminate. He's showing in the picture above some impressive man-ass-handling skills. Didn't know he would be into that. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just saying the man probably needs some sort of medal. You know, for not discriminating. The guy should be holding a spot right next to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. . . . or at least his ass.

Kim Kardashian Ass Cleavage

By now you should know that Kim Kardashian is famous largely due to her ginormous Armenian ass. I'm pretty sure that thing has it's own zip code and telephone area code. E! is running a special appropriately called "Junk in the Trunk" to cash in on the popularity of Kardashian's caboose. I guess they're pulling a bunch of stuff that up until now was "unseen" from her reality show "Keeping up with the Kardashians", which includes these images of Kim showing her ass cleavage to the cameras. Which, is to be expected. She obviously is playing to her strengths.

Hayden Panettiere in Short Shorts

I was going to title this post "Hayden Panettiere: Shorty in Short Shorts" . . . but I felt there was too much "short" going on with that, so I got rid of the "shorty" part and just went with what eventually made it onto the post. But, on to more pressing matters. Hayden Panettiere is looking pretty hot I'd say in those daisy duke-style jean shorts, and that cleavage-y top is helping too. Not to mention the push-up bra she seems to be rocking, kinda helps her out in the boobage department. Hayden might not be the bustiest indestructible cheerleader, but it's nice to see her trying. These pictures were taken on-set of a new movie she's part of called "I Love You Beth Cooper". I don't know if she's playing the titular character or if she's in the supporting cast, but these pictures just scored this movie a viewing by me . . . on cable. More pictures below.

Hayden Panettiere plays a sexy bigfoot

For the booty lovers out there. Keep the dream alive

Mena Suvari's Boyfriend Loves da Butt

I don't know what Mena Suvari is up to lately. Frankly, I had forgotten she even existed. That's how low on my radar she is. But then, she resurfaced with brand-spanking new bikini pictures. I guess that's all it takes to pique my interest. I don't know who the guy in the pictures is . . . but I'm willing to bet it's not a close cousin. Most likely, it's Mena's new boytoy, who is a bit on the grabby side. You'll see in a couple of pictures down, where this guy just is holding on for dear life. Like, if he let go of Mena's ample behind, he'd slip into oblivion with little hope for salvation.

I'd like to take a moment to make a comment on Mena Suvari's physique. It's not negative, but . . . when I look at her, I can't stop thinking about mullets. It must be because her body is a little bit of business in the front, and party in the back. She doesn't have much in the way of a bosom . . . but that booty is outta control (in a good way). Just a personal observation.

Sienna Miller vs. Ocean . . . . Everyone Wins

Sienna Miller should just give up trying to cover up her naked skin. Eventually, something like this happens. And, apparently, it happens all the time to her. This last instance involves the ocean, who happens to be determined to take her bikini bottoms off. I don't even have anything else to say about this. Head on out to the Egotastic for more fancy words and pictures.

Kate Hudson's Good Side

Kate Hudson is someone I'm not a big fan off. She doesn't do it for me. Something about the way she's built just reminds me of a ten year old boy. But . . . if you look at her from behind, she starts looking a little better. Of course, she'll eventually turn around and you'll see the image below. If only Hollywood could devise a way to only show us Kate Hudson from the rear, I think her career could sky-rocket, and I might even begin to start paying for movies that feature her.

Kim Kardashian's Ass - Still Huge

I noticed that there hasn't been a Kim Kardashian post on BAFW for quite some time. Which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. But I realize her gigantic Armenian ass has a bit of a following, so when these pictures of her in a bikini surfaced, I begrudgingly thought it would be a nice present for Kardashian-Ass-Lovers everywhere.

**No actual zebras were harmed in the making of Ms. Kardashian's bikini.

Bijou Phillips Hangs Out in Bikini

Well, what's hanging out is really her naked ass, but she's still wearing the bikini . . . barely. I'm not complaining though. Any nudity around here is welcome. I don't know where she was when the picture was taken, or who her ass is hanging out with, but is any of that really important? I'm not running the Bijou Phillips Super Fan Club here. Sheesh.

Britney Spears Upskirt Update

Enough about Britney Spears' legal troubles. I know what you people really want to see. Britney Spears getting out of a car and showing her delicate meat curtains. Because, as you know, underpants are her most feared enemy. So, here you go. Recent pictures of Britney Spears wearing a super short skirt and fishnet stockings . . . without underwear. You can't really see very clearly what's going on with Britney's no-no parts in the picture to the right, but you can see it better if you take a closer look at the 2nd picture posted on this entry. The 3rd picture just shows more ass, which, for some reason, people out there still want to see. Your searches baffle me beyond belief. Enough me, more Britney below.

Jennifer Aniston Continues Bikini Trend

Here at BAFW, we like to believe that people are multi-faceted. Every one has different sides that might be similar or polar opposites. Jennifer Aniston is one of those people. But, BAFW is only currently listing 2 facets for Jennifer Aniston. Her good side, and her bad side. The picture to the right is her bad side. And I'm only posting this picture so you can believe it is actually her when we show her good side. Which would be, any side not showing her face. Plus, the other side of Jennifer Aniston seems to have spent a few days with either a wedgie firmly entrenched in her ass-crack, and it's always fun to see chicks try to pull it out. So, enough about. You want the pictures focusing on Jennifer Aniston's ass. Ask and you shall receive.

Courtney Cox Booty-Slip

Ex-"Friends" star, Courteney Cox, was recently photographed having a good time in her bikini. Just another day being a super-rich celebrity, right? But(t), this day would be different. The ever watchful paparazzi were hanging around, with their telephoto lenses, and they managed to catch the picture below of Courteney Cox handling a wedgie a little too extremely. So effective she was in removing the bikini bottom from her ass-crack that she pulled it down all the way, showing the world her slightly older, but I'm sure still desirable to those who own every season of "Friends" on DVD, booty.

Thanks to the efforts of Courteney Cox and Lily Allen, 2008 is shaping up to be a rather ass-tastic year.

*Thank you Egotastic.com, those watermarked pictures are ever so classy.

Karolina Kurkova Knows how to work Assets

In case you're not in the know, Karolina Kurkova is one of the Victoria's Secret super-models you see in their print and television ads all the time. Usually wearing fake wings and things like that. Here she is, strutting around in panties and a tank top for your viewing pleasure. Which is great and all, but I'm kind of getting tired of these Victoria's Secret chicks. They're catalog (which I keep getting even though I stopped mastur . . . um . . . nevermind) is such a tease. Why don't they just show them naked? Just a thought. Wouldn't you anticipate the arrival of said catalog if you knew you were going to get a glimpse at these super hot chicks wearing nothing at all? Yeah, I thought so as well. Anyway, more semi-clothed pics of this Kurkova woman below. Feel free to let your imagination photoshop the clothes out. It's what I do.

Jessica Biel Butt-grabbed

Jessica Biel recently attended a football game recently, of the American kind, not that international sport that is actually spelled "futbol" . . . or soccer here in America. But, that's really not the interesting part at all. I know, you were probably all into that a moment ago. And now, you are expecting something even better. Well, then, all I have to offer is the shot below, of Jessica Biel's female friend totally grabbing her ass. In a show of female comraderie? I don't know. Lesbian tendency? Whose to say what this is all about. But there is one thing that is totally undeniable. Chicks grabbing other chicks' asses is always hot. That's like a fact of life. I think the saying goes . . . "There's nothing more certain than death, taxes, and chicks ass-grabbing each other being the epitome of hotness". I may have taken some liberties there with that saying . . . but that's how we roll here at BAFW.

Sienna Miller Naked, Again

Sienna Miller is shooting some movie where she's a hippie. From the looks of it, it's not really period-precise. I mean, look at that little landing strip where there should be a flourishing 70s bush. Or maybe she's playing an undercover female cop infiltrating a commune of murdering hippie psychopaths. Never trust those hippie motherfuckers. They're up to something. Always. With their patchulie (just how do you spell that anyway), Birkenstocks and free love propaganda. But, whatever, maybe she's playing a modern hippie trying to revolutionize women's down-there-hair configurations. Whatever the case may be, there are a couple of more pictures here, including one for the ass-preferring people out there. Enjoy.







Edit: Yes, Photobucket got to these, but I've re-loaded them. I wonder if they'll ever actually contact me about this little cat and mouse game that we play.

Hotel Chevalier Free on iTunes

"Hotel Chevalier" is a prequel short film to "The Darjeeling Limited" that was made available through iTunes yesterday. I can't tell if it's any good, since I just fast forwarded through to get you these screenshots of Natalie Portman's naked butt. Yes, no stand ins were involved. From what I could discern of what I saw, Natalie Portman's character is visiting Jason Schwartzman's character at a hotel in France . . . I think . . . and she brushes her teeth, looks through his knick-knacks, and then they get it on. I did notice a lot of bruises on her, which may or may not be part of the plot. Or she might just be naturally clumsy, and the director, Wes Anderson, did not choose to digitally remove them. I'll have to re-watch this sometime later, when I have some time, but in the meantime, check out the butt below.

Kim Kardashian's Ass is Filler

No, you read that right. It's not "fuller" . . . because let's face it, if it did get bigger, you'd have to hire a pack of little Japanese tourists to follow her around screaming "Gojira!". No, Kim Kardashian's ass is just filler today. Namely because I don't have anything interesting to post about today, but also because rather than posting nothing, I thought you people would enjoy checking out her ginourmous segmented ass. What's that dress made out of anyway? Adamantium? It's got to be some sort of high-tech fiber polymer just invented by men in labcoats. With scientific degrees hanging from their walls. Because only science can hope to control Kim Kardashian's ass.

A Reason to Watch "Weeds"

If you don't subscribe to Showtime, then after seeing this advertisement for the show "Weeds", you should place a call to your cable/satellite provider and pay for it. "Just based on this ad?" you ask. Yes. The show itself is great. It's one of my favorites. And Mary Louise Parker is one hot MILF. But the show had a great first season, which only got better on its second season, and this third season should be great as well. Trust me. Watch it.

Kim Kardashian Ass Domination Tour Continues

Celebrities are pretty retarded most of the time. Near celebrities, like Kim Kardashian, that seem to redifine the term "attention whore" with every action they take, are even more so retarded. Case in point, these pictures taken as she was leaving a restaurant. Why would she start posing like she's an extra in a Bettie Page photoshoot? Or maybe she's about to pop-a-squat and pinch a loaf right there and then while waiting for the valet to pull around in her car? I don't know. I'm not Kim Kardashian, or crazy enough to relate to her. What I do know is that she's taking great pains to make us notice her ass . . . and it's becoming a personal pain in the ass to write about her. I mean, we just saw her sweatpant'ed ass just like a couple of days ago. We get it. You have junk in your trunk. Can we all just move the fuck along?


And why is she hanging out with her hot grand-mother? What? That's just a regular aged friend with a granny-face? Ooops . . .

Kim Kardashian's Junk in the Trunk

I'm not quite sure if Kim Kardashian's ploy to become famous through amateur porn came to fruition, but it seems like her next step is to show everyone just how much booty she's got available. From the looks of this picture, the amount is somewhere between ample and "more cushion for the pushin'". That thing looks a little bit on the "out of control" side to me. But hey, if it makes rappers want to (allegedly) piss on her, then more power to her.