Hilary Duff Scorpion Dance

I know a lot of you out there find Hilary Duff to be attractive. Some may think even hot. But, I just don't see it. Maybe it's because every time I think of her (few and far between mind you), I make an instant connection to her horse-faced sister, Hayley Duff. But, this post is not about that. It's about her dancing with a scorpion in her pants. Yup. It's for something called "War Inc.", which also stars John Cusack, which you can see in the clip. He's got the perfect reaction to seeing Hilary drop the scorpion into her nether regions. That's exactly what I would have done. Followed by projectile vomiting. Because I'm a classy gentleman.

Joel Madden & Nicole Ritchie - Beach Bummin'

Joel Madden has traded in his teeny-bopper sensation ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff (most likely due to her extra-ordinary weight-loss and now huge chompers) for Nicole Ritchie. He must like chicks with a little extra meat on their bones. I mean, look at that fattie. Hello double-chin. Someone needs to lay off food for a while, now what I mean folks. *wink* Come on Nicole, don't let yourself go now that you've found your troll'ish knight in tattoo'ed armor.