When is $48.6 Million not Enough?

Well, if you're Heather Mills, then that's chump change. That's what she got as part of a divorce settlement from former Beatle's member, Paul McCartney. The divorce proceedings had been going on for a while and the courts finally gave in and awarded this one-legged gold digger that ginormous amount of cash. This is Heather Mills' reasoning for wanting more:

Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again

Seriously, you're using your child as an excuse? Almost $50 million is not enough? Does that kid wash her teeth with diamond encrusted toothpaste?

Paris Hilton vs Legal System

Remember that 45 day jail sentence that Paris Hilton was handed down due to being caught driving her car on a suspended license? Yeah, the one that got cut down in half for "good behavior". Good behavior that really had not been performed because the sentence was reduced before she even set foot in jail. Ok . . . well . . she's free! After serving 3 fucking days in prison, Paris is out and on house arrest because she was having panic attacks and suffering depression and was having alleged suicidal thoughts. Doesn't that pretty much describe most of the jail population? Why don't we just let all of those fuckers out too . . . right? They can move in with Paris Hilton. She'd have a ball . . . or a couple of thousand. And about half that many penises. But seriously . . . when is Paris Hilton not happy when she's surrounded by a multitude of cocks and balls? Right?


UPDATE - She's going back to jail. In tears. Hooray!