Lindsay Blow-han, Maybe?

This fantastically low-res picture is making the rounds right now and it would appear that a famous Hollywood star known for her generally good behavior is getting a little bit of a midnight cock-snack. OK, who are we fooling, Linsday Lohan is not known for her good behavior. Quite the opposite actually. Is this from a sex-tape that might be appearing all over the internets soon? Possibly. Is that even Lindsay Lohan? Perhaps. Until it is proven wrong, this is all the proof I need. It does make a little sense though. Apart from Lindsay being a total whore most of the time, she does admire the show "Sex and the City". As you can remember if you read this blog regularly, Kristin Davis was recently caught doing the same thing. Lindsay might just be following the footsteps, or rather, cock-gobblings of her idols.

Kristin Davis Sex & the Tape

When will people realize that, if you do anything remotely sexually related on camera, it will get out to bite you in the ass eventually. Although, Kristin Davis seems to be doing the biting as far as these pictures are concerned. The "Sex and the City" star is seen in the pictures below orally pleasing a guy and his penis. Which, I don't personally have a problem with. What I will have a problem with is the legal action that Davis might take later on when this blows up all over shows like "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider". She should just own up and say: "Yes, that is me sucking a cock. I do that, so what?". This sort of attitude would totally deflate any problem. It's not like she's doing something that is totally morally reprehensible. Like . . . you know, pooing into a cup and then sharing it with a lesbian lover. Now that . . . is wrong.



Kristin Davis' character "Charlotte" gets acquainted with Mr. Medium

Sarah Jessica Parker Disgusting Down-Blouse/Dress

First off all . . . these pictures are from the "Sex and the City" movie. Yes, I'll let that settle in your mind before I continue. Why the fuck is there a movie being made about that show, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been on TV for well over half a decade. And who thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker looks good with anything other than a paper bag over her head? These are very important questions that I think a Washington D.C. think tank should get right on. Screw getting that whole Iraq thing solved. We need to solve this problem that is happening on our own turf. Just look at that picture below this paragraph. Do you want to see that, blown up on the big screen? I could have sworn that picture was a scene for the next "The Hills Have Eyes" movie . . . but it's not. It's a Sarah Jessica Parker down-blouse . . . or technically a down-wedding-gown. Whatever it's called, it's fucking gross. Where's Jack Bauer when you really need him.