Jessica Alba Develops

Jessica Alba is still pregnant. I had stopped paying attention to her because, truthfully, I'm not all that into pregnant chicks. I'm sure that'll change when my wife and I go through our own pregnancy, or it might change now. Looking at these pictures of Jessica Alba walking around with her preggo-boobs, I can see how there are advantages to the whole pregnant thing. Other than the eventual kid that'll pop-out of her. I even think her boobs might be pregnant as well. Who knows. Anything seems to be possible these days. In any case, aside from the large belly, Alba is looking pretty good lately. This one's for all the preggo-lovers out there. Enjoy.

Britney Boobs Video Follow-Up

The pictures were taken at the same time that video in the post below was shot. If you are like me, and skipped right to the "good" part of the video, then you got to see a somewhat blurry boob through her "I don't even know why they would call that a shirt" top. So, to assuage your frustration (masturbatory I presume), here are a couple of crisp pictures of said incident. Enjoy your perverse fantasies that involve a down on her luck Britney Spears. I'm pretty sure she'd do anyone in her current state, as long as you offered a box of twinkies to sweeten the deal.

Britney's Boobs Out & About

Just like with most Britney Spears' videos, the action happens towards the end. This time, even though her boobs remain "clothed", the sheerness of that top she's wearing might as well have been nothing. Those titties are in full view to anyone with a recording device. Someone needs to slap Britney around a little bit. Knock some sense into her. Anyway, enjoy (?) the video.

American Apparel French Ad

The French are naturally crazy. American Apparel is a clothing company known for it's borderline soft-core risque ad campaigns. So, what happens when the French and American Apparel smack into each other. Well, the above should be the answer. Not only is there a blatant (but I wouldn't say unwelcome) boobie flash, but if you continue to study the picture (pervert) you're also subjected to a pretty intense camel-toe. Touche French people, touche.

Heidi Klum Appreciates Boobs like an 8th Grader

This is one of those videos you might want to view with the sound turned on mute. Why? Because Heidi Klum is fucking nuts. Not "nucking futs", because it's not cute. It's some sort of serious dementia that turns slightly older supermodels into blathering 8th grade boys talking about how much they love boobs. I think she even resorts to comparing her rack to a pair of machine guns. I mean, who does that? Other than all of us, while we were going through puberty.

The BAFW Payback for Previous Britney Post . . . Post

I don't know what NUTS magazine is. Well, apart from knowing that it is a magazine. And I don't know who Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder are. Famous? Where? And naked much? Whatever. I'm making up for assualting your eyes with that awful Britney Spears post. Enjoy.


This one has words. You know, for you to read when you're done checking out the titties? Oh, who are we kidding. You're probably not even reading this.


And here they are again. Wonder if they have some tissues to help you wipe up.

*Thanks to Egotastic.com for the pictures and more importantly . . . . the memories. *sigh*