Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt just recently sold rights to pictures of their new baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt . . . I think that's how it is spelled . . . for $4.1 million dollars. So, in case you don't have that kind of cash lying around, and can't wait for People to publish that, then here is a picture of the baby. For free . . . or is it? It's is rumoured that this baby will be the reincarnation of the Lord Jesus Christ (the new and improved female version. God's not taking any chances this time around) because it is destined to be so hot that evil will melt and goodness will prevail. Right now, it kinda just looks like a regular baby. But you just wait. This one will be able to walk on water when it's a teenager.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt just recently sold rights to pictures of their new baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt . . . I think that's how it is spelled . . . for $4.1 million dollars. So, in case you don't have that kind of cash lying around, and can't wait for People to publish that, then here is a picture of the baby. For free . . . or is it? It's is rumoured that this baby will be the reincarnation of the Lord Jesus Christ (the new and improved female version. God's not taking any chances this time around) because it is destined to be so hot that evil will melt and goodness will prevail. Right now, it kinda just looks like a regular baby. But you just wait. This one will be able to walk on water when it's a teenager.
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I didn't think about it. How can the baby not grow and be mega hot? That anoymous is really looking out for you.
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