Box Office Suffers The Break-Up

Looks like Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn made about 38 million new friends, all named George Washington, this past weekend, taking the top spot away from X-Men: The Last Stand by a narrow margin. Now, the Marvel Mutants movie occupies the #2 spot, which is kind of fitting, since it's poop. See, #2 . . . Poop . . . Same difference. Over the Hedge still proves that parents will take their kids anywhere that will keep them from talking for an hour and half as it hangs onto third place.

The Da Vinci code starts decoding the middle of pack at #4 with a quite impressive over-all take so far. It's done very well for a movie that was panned by nearly every critic in existance. Mission: Impossible III holds onto the #5 spot, but only until its head explodes by the bomb implanted in it's head . . . or something a little convoluted like that. Poseidon takes #6, still hanging on to a life preserver vest for dear box-office life.

The bottom of the pack is quite unremarkeable, except for the Al Gore movie, which is doing quite well despite it being a movie of a slide show. See No Evil is seeing no box office success, which I hope, puts a bullet in the head for the wrasslin production company that put that turd of a movie out. Just My Luck, a movie that has run out of luck, will not do much for Lindsey Lohan's future finances, which will most likely stay at 7 million dollars, "Which means she's like poor and lives in a motel in New York, that fire-crotch" - Brandon Davis.

1. The Break-Up - $38,053,000
2. X-Men: The Last Stand - $34,350,000
3. Over the Hedge - $20,647,000
4. The Da Vinci Code - $19,300,000
5. Mission: Impossible III - $4,679,000
6. Poseidon - $3,411,000
7. RV - $3,300,000
8. See No Evil - $2,000,000
9. An Inconvenient Truth - $1,332,000
10.Just My Luck - $825,000