Paris Hilton is a Criminal

You can clearly see Paris Hilton in this movie (yeah, no night-vision weirdness) backing into a parked car with her Range Rover, and then driving off without even leaving a note behind. That just happens to be a misdemeanor and is punishable by up to 6 months in jail (or 5 hours if you are Michelle Rodriguez). I don't even have to mention that she was not wearing her seatbelt, which is another infraction. Where are cops when you need them. Instead of busting down crack-houses and fighting the war on doughnuts, they should be tailing Paris (and all other annoying celebrities) and jumping out of bushes like on that "To Catch a Predator" show, in full swamp monster camo-gear, and catch these assholes in the act of shitting all over the American population. It's the right thing to do. At least task that crime dog cartoon. Come on, something!