Today I am dragging my ass around the office, tired as hell, sore, and grumpy. This is why these e-mails from customers are lifting my spirits with their inane greatness. I'll just keep it short and get with the gems. Just a couple for now.
User name (Usuario): littleboyblew5 - i would like to know about registnation for this servicescan you help me i hope so and thinks for your time
First off, you can't pick your own user name and password. Second of all, why would you choose a user name that sounds like a pedophilic gay gangbang? Maybe this explains his obvious grammatic and spelling mistakes. A little splooge in the eye and this guy can't type right.
User name (Usuario): wayne_lear74 - find all hackers in the state of illinois
Another genius that thinks he can choose his own user name. Do you know why our company issues them? Less hackable. Alpha-numeric is the way to go. Speaking of hackers, this guy wants us to find all of the ones in his home state. Sure buddy, we'll get right on that. And then, we'll find a sustainable source of energy that is cheap and burns clean . . . but just for Illinois. We don't want to share it with the rest of the country. They are teh suck.
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