Who does this? Who gets dressed up like they're going to a club or a swingers convention (we're not talking playground swings here) and then walks their dog? Or, at least, pretends to walk the dog while a crowd of papparazi snap up pictures of her looking "faboulous". Well, Mariah Carey does, and it just proves just how sane she is now. No, actually, it's border-line co-dependent how she needs to act this way to feel good about herself. I just feel bad for the dog. That poor guy has probably never been walked past the sidewalk infront of hotels ever. He must be dying to pee on new territory. More pictures of Mariah almost walking her dog and almost looking like a tranny or a curvaceous lemon below.
"Bitch, I want to go this way!" - Both Mariah and the Dog were overheard saying the exact same line, at the exact same time.
2 comments:
hahaha. Funny post, but hush up, Jaime. You just *know* you'd want those curves. I think her body is bootylicious. As for her level of sanity, well...
everything about this woman feels fake and contrived. so, no thanks.
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