Cars Drives Away With the Box Office

This weekend was a pretty big one for Pixar, whose new CG animated cartoon brought in close to 63 million dollars, and felt like it lasted about 63 million minutes. Boy was that movie long, and much like a car drive through the desert, boring as all hell. Sure, it was pretty, but dull. "The Break Up" comes in at #2 with more money than it should be making. Which just goes to show you, you can't keep a woman with a man-face down. And Vince Vaughn will screw anything. "X-Men: The Last Stand" has just crossed the $200 million mark for it's over all take at the box office, and Marvel must be very proud of it's over-achieving retard of a movie. That movie was dumb. Just like that last sentence.

Satan's little bastard didn't scare up as much dough as the producers of "The Omen" might have expected, despite having the largest Tuesday opening ever. Which, really means nothing to me. "Over the Hedge", the other kids film that parents took their kids to when they could not get tickets to "Cars". It also beat out "The Da Vinci Code", by only $1000 dollars, which means the Opus Dei will be hunting down Dreamworks Animation. Hopefully, this will kill any more Shrek sequels.

"A Prairie Home Companion" opened up this weekend with a disappointing 4 1/2 million dollar take, which means Lindsey Lohan won't be able to buy herself a whole lot of nose-powdering substances. "Mission: Impossible III" is coming to the end of it's run in the top ten, and it will stop making money for L. Ron Hubbard pretty soon. RV's deal with the devil seems to be expiring, so my confusion with why it's even in this list will most likely end next week. The list is capped off, or bottomed off . . . I can't decide what term is suitable, with Poseidon. It's most likely everyone with an interest in this has already seen the movie. For those who are waiting for it on video . . . the main guy dies. Oooh! Spoiled it for ya, suckers!. The cold hard cash listed below.

1. Cars - $62,800,000
2. The Break-Up - $20,495,000
3. X-Men: The Last Stand - $15,550,000
4. The Omen - $15,450,000
5. Over the Hedge - $10,301,000
6. The Da Vinci Code - $10,300,000
7. A Prairie Home Companion - $4,671,000
8. Mission: Impossible III - $3,039,000
9. RV - $2,000,000
10.Poseidon - $1,840,000