I dare you to click on that picture and tell me that there's nothing wrong with Christina Aguilera's leg. Come on, do it. Yeah, do you see that? It's friggin inverted. She's got some weird bird-leg-joint or maybe she's just an alien in disguise. A slutty alien. Kinda like the ones in that Charlie Sheen movie where he played a scientist. Haha, now that's science fiction! And why is she so bow-legged? Oh yeah, I just forgot that she's super slutty. That at least makes a little sense. That knee? Totally defies the laws of knee-physics. And you just don't go around defying those laws. They're sacred.
Friday, June 16, 2006
Christina Aguilera - Anatomically Impossible
I dare you to click on that picture and tell me that there's nothing wrong with Christina Aguilera's leg. Come on, do it. Yeah, do you see that? It's friggin inverted. She's got some weird bird-leg-joint or maybe she's just an alien in disguise. A slutty alien. Kinda like the ones in that Charlie Sheen movie where he played a scientist. Haha, now that's science fiction! And why is she so bow-legged? Oh yeah, I just forgot that she's super slutty. That at least makes a little sense. That knee? Totally defies the laws of knee-physics. And you just don't go around defying those laws. They're sacred.
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Yes but the real question is:
In the Britney Chritina Wars, who would you screw?
I say christina she seems less fertile.
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