I'm not sure what happened here . . . but that's Kevin Federline. Yeah, the same Kevin Federline that ruined Britney Spears by knocking her up and force-feeding her twinkies for the past year or so. The same K-Fed who walks around in corn-rows and shorts that drag around his ass and who swears he's the next incarnation of white chocolate. Some magazine called Item cleaned him up for an interview. They must not have wanted to have a guy that anyone can confuse for a homeless white rapper walking around their offices. The strange thing about all of this is that, now that they cleaned up the douchebag, he still looks a little creepy. Like a car salesman that moonlights as a child strangler/hooker stabber. You can just picture K-Fed walking the streets at night, piano wire in hand, looking for his next victim . . . while Britney is in a donut shop, arguing what a baker's dozen is with the Vietnamese donut shop owner while Sean Preston plays with a loaded gun. "American Gothic" I tell's you . . .
Edit - If that last line left you perplexed, then . . . look it up you mooks.
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Is it me or does he look like Norm McDonald now?
lol! He looks like *somebody* famous but I can't put my finger on it. Ew.
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