It's not that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are gross looking. They're both fairly normal looking. It's just that everything they do is an effort to make someone laugh while grossing them out at the same time. Wether it's Jenny peeing her pants on the Howard Stern show, or Jim talking out of his asshole, these two need opposites to balance them out. Unfortunately, they don't do well with opposites, and unlike same charged magnets, they're stuck on each other. I'm just bracing myself for the imminent ripple in the time space continuum that will be created when these two mate. Because they are not capable of love making. Nowhere in lovemaking is there space for a "rusty trombone" while you're giving your girl "blumpies" on the shitter. That's not love (but it would take some great acrobatic skills), that's just primal and disgusting fucking I tells you! Oh, and Jim, don't forget to space dock in her. For those not in the know, please visit
Urbandictionary.com for full definitions of any terms you might not recognize. Some shots of them french kissing after this paragraph. Avert your eyes if you must.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted and Dirty Tounge
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