Mutants on the Rise

You know, this three-armed baby kinda reaffirms the theory that there could be a next step in human evolution soon. Just think what you could do with three working arms. And no, it's not fight crime. Well, you could call it a crime, and you would be choking something, but let's not go down that path that strays really close to the gutter. Sadly, the three-armed baby has undergone surgery and I guess his mutant gift has been taken away. But, just like the "cure" in X-Men: The Last Stand, I expect this infant to grow up, and re-develop this third appendage. That way, he can walk around crowded areas and cop-a-feel on the sly. Women won't know what hit them. You know this is likely, those Asians are crazy-horny. So, ladies, next time someone pats you on the ass and you see an Asian close with two busy hands . . . be wary, there might be a third one under his coat.