Conversations With The Sal - All up in IT

The Sal says: dude have u ever seen shakira shake her ass
Jaime says: yeah
Jaime says: that's all she knows how to do
The Sal says: so what, id put my face all up in it
Jaime says: yeah, you would
Jaime says: even if she had beans the night before
The Sal says: ok dont ruin it for me plz
Jaime says: ass-blast to the face. she'll be screaming "Shoot him in the face!"
The Sal says: no thx
The Sal says: why u ruin everything man
The Sal says: such a beautiful thought has been ruined
Jaime says: ruin? pfft . . . come on man
The Sal says: hahahha
Jaime says: all women fart
The Sal says: i know
The Sal says: hello
The Sal says: nevermind
Jaime says: i bet you she can't control the flow when she's shaking her ass'ets
The Sal says: im delerious
Jaime says: the crew shooting the music video all have clothes pins on their noses
Jaime says: "she's hot and all, but she stinks"
Jaime says:i'm just saying
The Sal says: i dont care about her music, im merely saying she's hot
Jaime says: and i'm saying she probably has some hot SBD's that she can't control from escaping
The Sal says: lol
Jaime says: jerk-face
The Sal says: ur obsessed w/the ass
The Sal says: and everything that comes out of it
Jaime says: you are the one that wanted to shove your face in it
The Sal says: shove face in something else
The Sal says: not a chix ass
Jaime says: Quoting The Sal - "so what, id put my face all up in it"
Jaime says: you said that
The Sal says: u know what i meant
The Sal says: and it wasnt ass
The Sal says: nvrmd
Jaime says: when we were talking about Shakira knowing how to shake her ass
Jaime says: no . . . you were talking about ass, and how you want to shove your face in hers
Jaime says: it was pretty clear
The Sal says: no sorry
Jaime says: i'm posting this up. let's see what the people say