Keira Knightly celebrated her 21st birthday recently by having a night out on the town wearing something that makes her look like Winona Ryder in the 20's. Not a look I'm particularly fond of, but whatever. It's not permanent. Nothing out of the ordinary with that . . . yet. She was seen exiting the party with her guests and they all appeared to be wearing pig masks. She must be onto something. Did pig masks recently become the new "pink"?? Oh man, I need to catch up on the style network and find out. Oh wait, that's right, I'm not gay. Why do I care.
Hmm . . . interesting. I wonder if there was any "porking" going on at the soire. Ha, get it? And, the "piece du resistance" for the night . . . those scampy paparazzi managed to get a picture of Keira's underpants. Nice shot guys.
Way to validate your rather scummy existance. Without you, the ignoble paparazzo, we would be left to wonder what color underwear Keira Knightly was wearing on the night of her pig-masked 21st birthday party.
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