Husband Fishing

My life can be almost like a bad romantic comedy sometimes. Take last night for instance. My wife and I are watching television, and we start getting all frisky with each other. We're still very much in love, so we tend to do this often. We're lieing on the couch, she above me, and we're tickling each other's necks with kisses and the such. Nothing too pornographic at this stage in the game.

I'm nuzzling her neck and go for another round of neck-tickles, because I love the sound of my wife's laughter. She closes the gap between the side of her face and her shoulder to stop me from doing it. My face is trying to get into the nook, when suddenly, one of her hoop-like earings gets caught in my nostril. She is not aware of it, and just like anyone who is getting tickled, retracts quickly, taking my nose with her.

I let out a scream of pain, and she realizes what's going on, but she's confused a little, and still tries to sit up. I hold her by the arms to keep her from ripping my left nostril off. Then I slowly unhook the earing from my almost pierced nose, and she gets off of me. We sit next to each other, she's almost crying because she's laughing her ass off. Just earlier we were talking about how klutzy she can be. I'm laughing but wincing in pain at the same time.

It's just an accident, so I laugh it off, she gets me some tissue because my nose is bleeding a little, and we continue to watch television. I just wonder, does this happen to other people? Or are my wife and I living in some sort of accident-prone vortex? You don't even want to know about her mortal enemy . . . the door jam.

EDIT - I forgot about the earlier little klutz moment, when my wife, who was sitting on her feet, did some sort of Matrix-like whiparound so that we could snuggle better, and her foot kicked my elbow, which is connected to my fist, which then connected with my face. Yeah, she made me punch myself in the jaw. It was funny. Like getting punched in the face funny. I'm just wondering where the Jackass film-crew is hiding out.