Fall Out Boy Zips Up, Talks

Remember that post about the Fallout Boy band member who managed to get his penis pictures distributed all over the internet (a la Paris Hilton style but with less penises per frame)? Well, here's a (press?) release about the incident, and this is what happened . . . in Pete Wentz's own words.

"So as some of you obviously know someone hacked into my sidekick and took pictures off of it. this was very upsetting and a total invasion of privacy. i can't explain to you how it feels. whats even more absurd to me is that anyone would care to see a couple of racy pictures of some shitty, dirty boy. after feeling badly about this for about 24 hours, i am now ready to get back to laughing.
its been a tough couple of weeks for me lately. the only good thing about times of adversity is that you realize who your real friends and fans are- and the rest go away- which in my mind is an ok thing. i just wanted to take the time to thank the people who continually stand by my side- a special thanks to absolutepunk.net and mikey way for being amazing.
the moral of the story: if you really dont want pictures of yourself to end up on the internet. dont take the pictures.
now please return to the shittalking at whatever messageboard you are at.
OMG! gaah. i forgot the most important part- how the fuck did santino not win? santino > pete wentz - for sure- thought i could have understood if daniel won, but her? blah.
now you can really go back."

The final statement clearly disproves the theory that he was sending these out to a girl. I mean, the guy is an avid watcher of Project Runway, which also means he's an avid smoker of meatpoles. I mean, he's rooting for the gay General Zod look-alike when he could have totally been talking about something more hetero . . . like trips to Hooters or strippers giving him special treatment in the champagne room. Not that there's anything wrong with loving to smoke meatpoles. I say more power to you Mr. Pete Wentz. Remember, don't speak/sing with your mouth full . . . of cock.