Nudity on the Internets?!!

I was going through the e-mail inbox at work, looking to help people like I always do because I am so altruistic and shit, and I come accross this message. And it shocked me. What? You can see naked people on the internet??!! When did this happen!!

i was looking up info on dogs @ 4:46 a.m. on 5/31/06 w/my computer set for NO NUDITY!!!!, when all of a sudden, up pops the entire screen covered w/ people naked in different sex positions! I think it was an add to sell sex things, but whatever it was for, I am not positive, I am angry! I bought the protection and this comes through! I am a christian myself and do not want to see that, nor would my husband want me to, visa vera (Edit - what?). In addition, we have four children. I would send the attachment, but there was certainly no way in the world I would leave that up for one more second! I couldn't believe my eyes! I went straight to my Xxxxx settings to double check them and they were all in check... no nudity allowed in ANY persons signing in (Edit - Does she mean no one can log in while nude?)....teen or otherwise. Please advise of what the problem is with your software that allowed this. There is inappropriate internet material, but not nudity, that has come up. I don't believe in just the inappropriate material/ads having to
get through even, but they say they "have to". But this!!!! Xxxxx sold me this product, telling me it was the best... My protection always says it is low. It is always popping up... I don't know why. I do full scans. It stops us from getting into certain sites, like ecards even. So what is the problem? Please advise. I apologize for sounding smart, but I am very upset.

Ma'am, no need to apologize. You don't sound smart at all. Her husband has no need for seeing nudity on the internet? What most likely happened here is that some adware/spyware was loaded onto her computer while someone was browsing through free tours of porno websites. Hmm, I wonder whom that might be . . . Maybe her uber-Christian husband. El Oh El.