Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Parent of the Year - Britney Spears

First, she drives with the kid between herself and the steering wheel . . . no baby seat in sight. Then, she drops Sean Preston on his head . . . or . . . the "nanny" dropped him, allegedly, so hard that the kid was woozy for a week. Then, she doesn't take him to the hospital immediately after it happened, and waited so long that Child Services had to pay her a visit to check out the welfare of the toddler. Now, she's driving around in a convertible, with the baby strapped down to a baby seat (at least she's learned something), but in a forward-facing configuration?? Oh man, I've never had a kid (that I know of), but even I know that child-seats should be rear-facing. Less chance of the kid getting harmed if there is an accident.

This is why I am nominating Britney Spears as "BAFW - Parent of the Year". It's still somewhat early on in 2006 to end the competition. But, seriously, can anyone top this. The only thing I can see beating this is if Angelina Jolie is actually adopting children not to see them grow, but to make yummy and international baby stew in an effort to gain eternel youth. 'Cause, eating babies makes you younger, duh.

1 comment:

Jaime said...

that kid won't make it past his 1st birthday . . . that's why Britney's spawning again. just in case.

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