This is Your Brain on Search Terms

Um, seriously people, when are you going to start using the Interweb for something productive, like looking for information that will lead to . . . ah fuck it. I know what you people want. Nude pictures of Katharine McPhee. Well, you're not going to get any. You know why? Because they don't exist. Also, Emma Watson is 16. Why don't you people wait a little bit longer to start masturbating to images of her. Seriously, I half expect the lot of you to end up on the Megan's Law's website. There are a couple of searches bolded in there. These are the kind that I would have done. I think it will give you a bit of insight as to how my brain works. The rest of you . . . get help.

*Note - This is a small cross-sampling of the week's searches. Since I've been actually working for most of the 8 hours I'm at work now, I don't have much time to keep track of these.

cortana hentai - Google Search
gymnast no panties - Google Search UK
"emma watson hentai" - Google Search CH
Katharine McPhee upskirt - Google Search
"keira knightley" & nipple & domino - Google Search FR
daniel radcliffe,emma watson, paparazzi - Yahoo Search
Morgan Webb fhm june - Google Search
satanic movie - Google Search NL
Emma Watson nip slip - Google Search
gymnast crotch gallery - Google Search CA
Pictures of Emma Watson's feet - Google Search
site:blogspot.com "she peed her pants" - Google Search SE
anne hathaway masturbate - Google Search UK
survivor daniel fire nipple slip - Google Search
daniel radcliffe's nipple - Google Search DE
"Fables" sneeze Bigby - Google Search
jenny mccartney nude - Yahoo Search
see katherine mcphee's bare breasts - MSN Search
pictures of people getting wedgies - Google Search
lindsey lohan no underwear - Google Search
daniel survivor boobs - Google Search
Natalie portman V for Vendetta pink dress - Google Search AU
evangeline lily feet - Google Search
new zealand nicholas shizuka blog - Yahoo Search JP
lineage 2 panty shots - Google Search UK
morgan webb's butt - Google Search
"head getting chopped off" +"at the top" - Google Search UK
"I hate mommy blogs" - Google Search
urbandead Denzel - Google Search IT
emma watson + french movie + nude scene - Yahoo Search
Emilie de Ravin sucking boobs hills have eyes - AOL Search UK
kelly brook flashing at premier of three - Google Search UK
mariah carrey boob slip in germany concert - Google Search
highway upskirt - Comcast Search
spanish tv nip slips - Google Search
nip slips by the pool - Google Search
emma watsons boobs interesting me - Google Search FI
snorgtees model - Google Search UK
"happy ending" blogspot massage - All The Web Search
Rhada Mitchell nude - Earthlink Search
jenny mccarthy + little penises - Yahoo Search
sell medical accesories , post ad , advertise - Google Search RO
jenny mccartney playing with boobs - Google Search
free nude gymnast blogspot - Altavista Search
hate brett ratner - Google Search
emma boobless try hard watson - Google Search AU
princess anne upskirt - Google Search

See ya next week pervos.