I don't know who Kelly Brook is, but, apparently, she's fond of dresses that make her look like a dyed blue ostrich. I do know that she is an actress, since the pictures on this post were taken at the premier of her new movie "Three". The thing to note about these pictures, and I'm sure you'll see in a bit, is that she flashed her hairy cooch, by accident, to papparrazi, who were just trying to get some innocent family friendly shots of the actress. Those guys I tell, morals like a priest minus the child molesting thing.
Oh yeah, she also dates Billy Zane, which might explain the reason why she doesn't wear panties. Not big in the brains department. How else would you so easily flash your cooter while dating (and humping) a man that looks like an overgrown tampon applicator in a suit. But anyway, I'll give you what you've been waiting for, your hairy beaver chasers. Dive right in, and revel in her shag carpeting. Ha, get it,
double entendre. That's French for you better fucking laugh. Don't make me get all international with your ass. I'll bring it on, UN-Style. Your ass will be so sanctioned you won't be able to take a dump without having inspectors scrutinizing every single movement made by your bowels.
I hear bearded clams are in season right now
3 comments:
cool why is she dating the old dude though?
he's got all that "The Phantom" residual income. you know that movie was the shizznite. he probably still has the purple costume.
you know how purple costumes drive the ladies wild.
Aww forgot about the purple factor.
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