Faux Hilton Interview

What would make someone want to impersonate Paris Hilton? And then do it for a living. I wonder what "model" Natalie Reid was thinking when she took that life decision. It's a pretty retarded choice, but she does get a lot of free shit, and Carte Blanche on being the dumbest woman on the face of the planet. I guess, with those kinds of perks . . . wait, no, it still makes no sense to me. It does, though, remind me of that episode of "The Simpsons" when Homer impersonated Krusty the Klown. Oh man, that was great. The interviewer did ask Faux-Paris if she had run across any of Paris's enemies. Did he mean Education? Regardless, just like in "The Simpson's" episode, I really hope that the Mob has something against the hotel heiress, and they kidnap Reid and then force her to do a loop-d-loop on a tiny bike . . . or torture her and gangbang her. Either way, I'd laugh. You know why? 'Cause torture's hot, she'll love it.