Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Fuck The Cripples

The above is not my personal philosophy, but it seems that Hollywood starlets are starting to take that up. I don't know why though, cripples are so cuddly. But anyway, on the side of this paragraph you have trollish Kirsten Dunst taking up a handicapped parking spot with her gas-electric hybrid car. It's good to know she's trying to save the environment while she saves cripples from a great parking spot. Nice move Dunst. Maybe she's claiming that her sagging boobs are crippling . . . her career.
Next up is Amanda Bynes, yes, the former Nickelodeon kid star who does WB shows and is starting up her movie career. She at least has the decency not to pretend to care and just parks her expensive ride in the cripple spot. She does try to hide her face, unlike Dunst, who should always try to hide her face. I don't know what these two were thinking. But here they are, caught for everyone to see what a couple of low life shit heads they are. Next time you see one of these two walking around LA, do me a favor. Bust a Nancy Kerrigan on them with a tire iron. Doesn't matter where. I just want these two beat the shit up, then, maybe they could apply for a handicapped sticker at the DMV.

2 comments:

|absolute absurdities| said...

you betcha!

Jaime said...

if you do see them, make sure you slip on a hockey mask like that dude on TMNT. that way they'll think it was a vigilante (Casey Jones?) that smacked the crap out of them.

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