A Sign of the Times

Hurricanes, tsunamis, terrorism, Kevin Federline's website. It seems that 2006 is the year the whole world is set to implode. I don't think we can continue on like this with out some sort of biblical cataclysm claiming the lives of billions of people. The way things are going, it can't be that far off. I mean, the year already started off on a wrong planetary foot when K-Fed's first single "dropped". I have not given PopoZao (yeah, it must be one of those 2007 things we're just not ready to understand yet) a listen, but I'm sure it makes puppies shrivel up like snails that have gotten salt poured on them and gives babies full blown aids upon first auditory contact. It's that bad. I'm sure that if my eardrums catch a single "beat" of that crap . . . they will bleed. I don't much like bleeding from the ears. So no thanks K-Fed, I'll be passing on "checking out yo' phizzat beats".

But please, feel free to pass this around to those you hate. This is way better than that service that would deliver dog turds to you worst enemies. This has a much worse overall psychological impact.