Crawford Prospecting

Digging for gold in your nose should be at the top of the list of things you should try to avoid when you are an aging 90's sex symbol and once regarded as being one of the most beautiful women in the world. Cindy Crawford must not have gotten that memo handed to her yet. And maybe she just doesn't care anymore. I'll tell you what though, nose picking like that won't get her any more Pepsi endorsements. The only way she could shoot the remainder of her career in the foot is by doing one of two things. Snort cocaine off of CD cases and start dancing like an idiot . . . or hook up with Max Hardcore and let him defile what's left of her hotness. I'm sure Max would not have a problem with that. Have you seen his website? That's one dirty motherfucker. He'd probably let her pick his nose . . . amongst other things.