Looks like gravity is catching up to Kirsten Dunst, and Spider-Man is nowhere near to throw up a webbing-bra strong enough to contain the downward decline of her breasts. Wow, those not-so-fun bags look like they're right out of a National Geographic magazine. I guess, if you're an anthropologist, then you could find those deflated melons appealing. You would probably think that you've discovered a new race of Amazonian albino trolls. Heck, this could mean you finally getting tenure. I am in no way endorsing the capturing of Kirsten Dunst and locking her up in a cage for further study . . . but if it gets her off my computer/television/movie screen . . . then go right ahead. It's all in the name of science right?
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
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Looks like gravity is catching up to Kirsten Dunst, and Spider-Man is nowhere near to throw up a webbing-bra strong enough to contain the downward decline of her breasts. Wow, those not-so-fun bags look like they're right out of a National Geographic magazine. I guess, if you're an anthropologist, then you could find those deflated melons appealing. You would probably think that you've discovered a new race of Amazonian albino trolls. Heck, this could mean you finally getting tenure. I am in no way endorsing the capturing of Kirsten Dunst and locking her up in a cage for further study . . . but if it gets her off my computer/television/movie screen . . . then go right ahead. It's all in the name of science right?
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3 comments:
She has always had saggy boobs. In the movies I think she just has some sort of space agge push-up / support device but in the open she lets them run free and wild. So wear your protective eyewear.
no wonder Jake Gyllenhall's doing that gay movie with Heath Ledger. Those saggy national geographic boobs would turn any straight man gay.
Ah, yes, good to see that misogyny Look it up, boys) is alive and well in males in the mid-20s. I'm sure that you all are so hot that you can pass judgement on such things - but my guess is that your lack of intellect would be enough to turn any intelligent woman gay.
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