Uwe Rapes More Franchises

I don't know why Dr.(?) Uwe Boll hates everyone who likes videogames. His movies are terrible, his casting is abhorrent, and his lack of style is preposterous. Yet, he keeps getting his hands on franchises he really should not be messing around with and the decides to rip-off way better directors while he's doing it. Just take a look at this rough-cut of the Dungeon Siege movie he's making that looks an awful lot like one of the LotR movies. Click me.

I saw a teaser for an interview that Game Head is going to be doing with Dr. Boll on the next episode this coming Saturday on the Spike TV channel. I have to watch it. It's utterly imperative. In the tease, Uwe keeps going on and on about how people hate his movies and then, inexplicably, goes off on how people didn't hate Electra and Catwoman . . . which . . . from what I heard, were pretty much hated by everyone who watched them. Just what parallel universe is this man inhabiting.

Let's just recap the movies that Uwe Boll has made. House of the Dead. Alone in the Dark. Bloodrayne. I think this time I'm going to go to the theater to watch the next movie he's making. It'd be a perfect place to take a nap.