Irony is the New Pink

It's almost poetic the perfect timing of Nicole Ritchie's words about not wanting to flash her boobs as her garment slips over that shriveled raisin she calls a boob and exposes her nipple. Man. That's like if I were being interviewed about how I hate killing hobos and suddenly, I whip out a couple of fragmentation granades and toss them in the middle of Skid Row. Not that I'm thinking about doing that, I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. *wink*