Sometimes celebrities wear dresses that are similar. And then, sometimes, they wear the same damn thing and it sparks a totally useless "controversy". Reese Whitherspoon's boob-crushing designer dress was apparently worn by Kirsten Dunst 3 years ago to the same event. Oh no! Stop the friggin' presses. What Reese might worry about is having people think she's Dunst. Nobody likes trolls with saggy boobs and weird shaped toof'eses. Now, that would be kind of hard, since noone has a chin that's 3 feet long like Reese's (pieces?). Not even ugly chicks who keep getting leading lady acting gigs in Hollywood. What people should be focusing on are all those male celebrities wearing the same color suits. I mean, talk about embarrassing. Oh wait, dudes don't care about shit like this.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Oh No She Didn't . . .Mhhm
Sometimes celebrities wear dresses that are similar. And then, sometimes, they wear the same damn thing and it sparks a totally useless "controversy". Reese Whitherspoon's boob-crushing designer dress was apparently worn by Kirsten Dunst 3 years ago to the same event. Oh no! Stop the friggin' presses. What Reese might worry about is having people think she's Dunst. Nobody likes trolls with saggy boobs and weird shaped toof'eses. Now, that would be kind of hard, since noone has a chin that's 3 feet long like Reese's (pieces?). Not even ugly chicks who keep getting leading lady acting gigs in Hollywood. What people should be focusing on are all those male celebrities wearing the same color suits. I mean, talk about embarrassing. Oh wait, dudes don't care about shit like this.
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4 comments:
Damn, why you got somethin' to say about damn nurr err actress in Hollywood?! I like Reese. You leave her alone. And Kirsten a'ight. Just as long as she keeps her hands off Jake Gyllenhaal (sp?) 'cause that fool is reserved for me... for when he sustains that head injury that makes him realize we're soulmates...
Despite all the penis envy I've had for years, I still don't have one, but I'd still give Maggie a whirl. She kinda cute sometimes...
But Jake...oh, Jake...
Wait a minute--are you saying he's gay? He's not gay, just his cowboy character! hmph!
life imitates art sometimes. think about that.
boob-crushing designer poetic truth!
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