Monday, February 20, 2006

Paltrow Eats Babies

Ok, fine, maybe she doesn't technically eat babies, and the reason she's looking this rotund is because she's having another baby . . . but wouldn't it be funny if Gwyneth had gotten to Kirstey Alley (pre-Jenny Craig) proportions by consuming third world country babies under cover of humanitarian relief trips with her hippie rock star husband Chris Martin from Coldplay?

Wow, that was a long sentence. In any case, last time I saw (posted) a picture of Paltrow was back when she looked like an anorexic Lurch from the Addam's Family. Now, she looks like this. Hooray for diversity I guess.

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