Box Office Disaster

So America, here are your top ten movies. And wow, what a bunch of turds that list is. I don't know if there's any film in there I would want to watch (again, I'm looking at you FD3). Two dog movies, 2 Paul Walker movies, 2 kids movies. Everything seems to come in two's this week, which seems appropiate, since that's the numerical sign for caca. If only Big Momma's House 2 had made it to the top ten, then it would have completed the poopie domination with 2 movies about black dudes donning woman costumes that defy the realm of plausibility.

1. Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion
2. Eight Below
3. The Pink Panther
4. Date Movie
5. Curious George
6. Firewall
7. Final Destination 3
8. Doogal
9. Running Scared
10.Freedomland

For shame America, for shame.