Tommy Lee Vs Detroit

Pictured above is a snapshot of Tommy Lee right after he got his ass handed to him by Eminem's posse (he hangs out with bounty-hunting cowboys?) after he made fun of Kid Rock. Those Detroit rappers really stick together huh? Even when one of them makes a country album, and country rap . . . and is a skinny skeezeball that somehow manages to bag hot chicks all the time. Oh well, who am I to impart good taste on band groupies. Anyway, the strangest part of this story, is the fact that Tommy Lee didn't whip out his 10 foot dong and use it like Donatello's bo stick and beat the crap out of his assailants. That's what I would have done anyway, if I could steer a boat with my schlong. I would have left cock-imprints on all those mofo's, right across their faces, so that when people asked them what happened, they would just drop down their heads in shame and answer "Just don't mess with Jaime".