Whatever Jessica Simpson lacks in mental prowess she surely makes up for in total overall hotness. Most men would gladly overlook the utter ditziness emanating from her person just to fondle her and play hide the salami. She'd probably ask you what type of meat the salami is made out of. If the same stupid/blazing hot correlation applies to horrid looking women, then her friend pictured above must be Einstein reborn. She has to be, quite liteally, one of the smartest women in the world. Now, before I get a storm of e-mail and negative messages, just remember, I did call her smart. So it's like a compliment. It's not my fault she looks like shit. If this outrages you, then closely examine that see-through dress Simpson is wearing. Yeah, now . . . what were you mad about again?
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Beauty and the Beast
Whatever Jessica Simpson lacks in mental prowess she surely makes up for in total overall hotness. Most men would gladly overlook the utter ditziness emanating from her person just to fondle her and play hide the salami. She'd probably ask you what type of meat the salami is made out of. If the same stupid/blazing hot correlation applies to horrid looking women, then her friend pictured above must be Einstein reborn. She has to be, quite liteally, one of the smartest women in the world. Now, before I get a storm of e-mail and negative messages, just remember, I did call her smart. So it's like a compliment. It's not my fault she looks like shit. If this outrages you, then closely examine that see-through dress Simpson is wearing. Yeah, now . . . what were you mad about again?
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She is defintely a member of mensa.
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