Val "da Pimp" Kilmer

I don't know how Val Kilmer does it. I understand that he's rich and famous, but his face usually looks like it needs to shed 15 lbs . . . just his face. But here he is, getting busy with Winona Ryder and below, with Paris Hilton. Sure, canoodling with Paris Hilton is as easy as luring a hobo into a bear trap with some strawberry wine . . . but you still have to give Kilmer props. I do like the way that Hilton thinks that any action she does has to be a photo-op. What a whore. You can just picture her taking a shit and posing if a paparazo were to catch her in the act. She'd probably snuggle the photog as well.