What's the legal drinking age in Hogwart's these days? I'm willing to bet it's not 15. I think this Emma Watson chick who plays Hermione on those Harry Potter movies has no business picking up a Corona and doing the whole underage drinking . . . but hey, who am I to say anything. I was getting parrots drunk when I was 10. But at least I had the common decency not to be caught drinking with parrots on camera. Hermione is not that smart. And yeah, I realize some of you might be thinking "Jaime used to drink with parrots?" Hell yeah, I grew up in a third world country. They have wild animals all over the place. I don't think I need to get into what happens when you take Coca-Cola away from a capuchin monkey . . . let me just tell you . . . them monkeys love the Coke. They won't touch New Coke though. That shit's whizzack.
So yeah, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, good for you Emma Watson. You're on your way to dropping an absurd amount of weight, snorting a lot of coke, losing whatever pre-pubescent boobage you are bound to grow in the next six months, and then change your name to Nicole Ritchie and/or Lindsey Lohan. You do have an edge over them though . . . you have a British accent. How special of you.
6 comments:
you know this is the prelude to slut-i-tude that awaits most child actors.
it's like a rite of passage . . . that few of them survive with money in the bank
Funky Brewster, do you?
Kidding....
No really, do you?
Funky Brewster is freakin hot!
you can't always tell though. she may be crosseyed . . . or have one of those really huge gaps between her two front teeth.
butterfaces are all over the place on the internet.
the drinking age in America is alot higher than in most countries in europe. in england, you can drink younger than 16 yrs old as long as the establishment serves food. and if you are at home and your parents are allowing it, you can drink younger than 16.
heres info on other coutries
http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/LegalDrinkingAge.html
the bulk of the other countries have the legal age at 18. not to promote drinking amongst teenagers...
dont be ridiculous..whats wrong with a corona, its dam good beer and she could be 14 and i wouldnt care
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