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April Search Terms in May

These are not all of the search terms I logged and recorded over the course of the last month. To tell you the truth, there were more, and I wish I could have posted them along with these ones . . . but my wife deleted them. First in annoyance, because she thought I had deleted some of her stickies (they're like Post-Its for your Mac), but then by accident, as she noticed that her sticky notes were hanging out behind mine with all of the search terms. It's no big deal really. Just makes for a shorter list this month.

"british T.v. presenters upskirt" - Google Search
avi|mpg|mpeg|wmv|rmvb|mp4 site:blogspot.com emma watson sexy - Google Search NZ
jaime ross - MyWeb Search
panettiere nipple slip - Google Search
upskirt blogspot.com - BlogSearch TR
natalie portman - BlogSearch JP
"emma watson nipple" - AltaVista Search
emma watson crotch - BlogSearch
Olsen twins naked - Google Search
pussycat dolls nip slip - Yahoo Search
anne hathaway nude - Google Search
paul de leeuw - BlogSearch NL
nude - BlogSearch
real housewives new york - BlogLines Search
beaver shots - Google Search
upskirt - Ok.Hu Search
acciental nip slip - BlogSearch
rachel weisz "i want you" - Google Search
emma watson paparazzi nipple slip - Yahoo Search UK
splash news alex mccord nude photos - Google Search
Keira Knighltley porn comics scandal - Google Search TW
"shaun of the dead trailer" download mpg - Google Search DE
kate bosworth nude - Comcast Search
kate bosworth oops - AOL Search
halo hentai - Ok.Hu Search
emily watsons vagina - Yahoo Search
emma watson CROTCH SHOTS - Yahoo Search
"Emma Watson toes" - Google Search
alex mccord nude - BlogSearch
Bikini - AOL Search
Hermine Granger Fakes - Google Search DE
camel toe - BlogSearch
lohan - BlogSearch
thick legs up-skirts - AOL Search
Figure Skating Dress - Google Search
figure skater nipple slip - Google Search
Brooke Hogan Nip Slip - Ask.Com Search
"louise banks" upskirt - Yahoo Search
nipslip - Google Search
lindsay lohan - BlogSearch
mary kate olsen in a bikini - Ok.Hu Search
"emma watson nipple slip" - Yahoo Search CA
sexy tween - AOL Search
+"wardrobe malfunction" +"emma watson" - AltaVista Search
luchadores - HispaVista Search

Lindsay Lohan takes Puppies on a Walk

That would be her "sweater puppies" on a walk down some red-carpet event celebrating the release/launch of God-knows-what. It doesn't matter though. Even if she's not looking all that young and fresh in the face area (all that partying and smoking is aging her quick-style), those breasts of hers are back en force. I'm a breast/ass afficionado. A T&A enthusiast if you will. So, seeing this amazing cleavage formed by natural breasts warrants a post on this blog. I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about Lindsay Lohan. See what a day off from work does to me. I'm going to go feed the homeless now*. Lates.


*Actual feeding of homeless not likely to happen.

Amy Smart Almost Topless for Crank Sequel

"Crank" was a great movie. Fun-filled action that never let up until the end, when Jason Statham's character croaked. So, it only makes sense that there would be a "Crank" sequel, still starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart . . . What? He died in the last movie, right? In any case, logic placed aside, if the "Crank" sequel requires a scene with Amy Smart in nothing other than underwear bottoms and tape over her nipples . . . then I'm in. I don't care what crazy plot device they use to make us forget about the death of the main character in both films. Oh, and I'd also like to mention that I hate the guy who has the job of applying the nipple-tape on Amy Smart. What a bastard. Did he need to get a degree for that? He's just a lucky production assistant. I guess it eventually pays off. All that coffee and snacks fetching was for something. OK, I don't hate him. It's all envy.


One more picture below, this one has some camel-toe action. And more Jason Statham. For the ladies.

Thanks to Egotastic for finding these pictures . . . and watermarking them, forcing me to do the right thing and link back to them. More pictures available there by the way. Check them out. It's OK that they're Canadian. That's like our 51st state, right?

Getting Jiggly With It

It's been a couple of days since I've posted anything here. It's the end of the month. I've just come off having to work 10-hour workdays back to back and today I have to be in the office from 5 AM - 2 PM to finish off the month. I do get some much needed time-off tomorrow. But, to make up for the absence of new shit here, check out this video of this fat guy dancing.

The Real Nude Housewives of NYC

If you don't watch Bravo's reality programming on that network, you probably don't know who Alex McCord is. I don't watch "The Real Housewives of New York City", but my wife does (haha! the secret's out!), so from time to time, I am subjected to their antics and the such while I'm waiting for whatever episode she's watching is over. So, this one's for you honey. That, and this woman has some incredibly huge nipples. Those things are almost as big as the pencils you use to keep track of your golf score. That, and her mighty moose-knuckle. She's given birth, and it shows. She could pass the New York Subway system through that thing. One more picture below. If you want to see more (why? she's like a naked bride of Frankenstein), check out Splash News Online's coverage of this.

Opening Weekend Movies - 4/25/2008

Baby Mama - Hmm . . . looks like refried shit. Sure, there are some funny people involved in this turd-fest of a movie, but it seems like they're in it for the paycheck. Which I can understand. But, don't expect me to go to your movie if you're just going to dial it in like a punk.



Deception - Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor star in this thriller about a mild mannered accountant that gets sucked into a world of sexy . . . wait for it . . . deception. Despite its lackluster namesake, this movie actually looks interesting. I don't know if I'll be watching it, but it is rated "R". So, there might be a booby or an ass shown. If you're lucky, it won't be a male ass.



Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Wow. Another "Harold and Kumar" movie. I went into watching their White Castle escapade hopeful that I had finally found a stoner comedy worth watching not stoned (not that I do that anyway . . . ahem). I was fairly disappointed to say the least. When I first started seeing the teaser trailers for their newest cinematic outing, I was instantly repulsed by it. The trauma of the last movie still lingering in my subconscious. But, I keep seeing little bits and pieces of this movie online and in commercials . . . and I don't know . . . I kinda want to see it now. Is that weird. Does that make me co-dependent and masochistic all at the same time?

They even have a red trailer. Maybe they're trying to sweet-talk me into watching it, and then they'll slap me in the face with mediocrity.

Julianne Moore See-Through Action

Julianne Moore might not be the youngest chick out there that's showing off her nipples. I mean, she's 47, but the rising popularity of "MILF's" and "cougars" might mean that someone out there might be actually looking for a picture just like this one. You could also rent "Boogie Nights". I'm pretty sure she got naked in that. I don't remember though. Rent it anyway, it's a fun movie. But, back to Julianne Moore. The picture was taken for a French "Vogue" issue, and I have to say, despite her rapidly slipping youth, Julianne Moore looks pretty OK.

Those Damned Freaky-Deaky Dutch

What the fuck man. This is terrible. That guy is totally molesting a clearly underage boy on Dutch TV. I don't even know what to say right now. It's not funny. I don't get why the live studio audience doesn't do anything. Evidently, a grown man kissing the neck of a young boy is no big deal for them.

I'm uncomfortable after watching that. Thank you Paul de Leeuw (guy in the video). Bastard.

Natalie Portman Vs. Dog

Hey look, it's Natalie Portman. Getting peed on via canine. Could that be considered "beastiality"? It's at least some sick form of "watersport". Or maybe she just confused the shaggy puppy with her new boyfriend Devendra Barnhart. He looks like he would be into peeing on her.

Emma Watson shows Barely Legal Upskirt

I guess it was inevitable. From your fervent searches, I knew the day would come when Emma Watson would actually show an upskirt. I'm just glad that it happened after her 18th birthday (yes, finally legal) and not before that. I don't need that kind of thing on my conscience. That, and I don't want the FBI beating down my door to seize my computer. I love this thing. It's my baby. But, getting back to Emma Watson. She's showing us the classic "getting out of a car and exposing myself" move that has become so popular these days. But, she's changing it up a little. While she is wearing underwear, it is, for some strange and sexy reason, see-through. The angle doesn't show any labia (aww . . . perverts), but it does show off a nice healthy tuft of crotch-carpet. That should be enough to get you dirty fuckers going.



Thanks to Egotastic.com. Head on out there for more pictures. If you can work that computer with your free hand.

Zombie Strippers Trailer

The cinematic tour de force "Zombie Strippers" is about to be released. I'm not sure if it's going straight to DVD, or if it will play your local cineplex for a few miserably short days. With a name like that, the movie has to be so bad it's good. Robert Englund, from the "Friday the 13th" movies is in, along with Jenna Jameson, who by now, after all of that plastic surgery, is starting to look like an actual zombie stripper.

Blogs are for Wusses Version 2.0

Not sure if you've noticed, but the good ol' BAFW has gone through a bit of an overhaul as of late. Gone is the utterly cluttered sidebar and it has been replaced by a slightly more orderly and infinitely easier to manage one. I had been using the original template with the HTML set-up that was available when I first started this blog in 2005. Since then, Blogger has updated and made it easier to manage things. I learned that when I started up my 2nd blog: The Beard Growth Project. I liked it so much, that after 2 and a half month's worth of procrastination, I updated everything here and I'm liking the new BAFW. I had to start everything from scratch, so you'll notice there are less ads hanging around, but I've kept all the important ones. I had to get rid of the Blogroll link list (I mean, it's there, but I don't like it much), which means I lost a lot of the links that had been previously displayed on the sidebar. I went by memory as to what I had in there, but I'm damn sure I had more there. If you're linking BAFW on your site/blog and your link is currently omitted, let me know so I can add you to the list. Just drop a comment in here. And let me know if this layout is better than the previous one. Anyway, I'm going back to my Sunday relaxation schedule.

Hayden Panettiere in Short Shorts

I was going to title this post "Hayden Panettiere: Shorty in Short Shorts" . . . but I felt there was too much "short" going on with that, so I got rid of the "shorty" part and just went with what eventually made it onto the post. But, on to more pressing matters. Hayden Panettiere is looking pretty hot I'd say in those daisy duke-style jean shorts, and that cleavage-y top is helping too. Not to mention the push-up bra she seems to be rocking, kinda helps her out in the boobage department. Hayden might not be the bustiest indestructible cheerleader, but it's nice to see her trying. These pictures were taken on-set of a new movie she's part of called "I Love You Beth Cooper". I don't know if she's playing the titular character or if she's in the supporting cast, but these pictures just scored this movie a viewing by me . . . on cable. More pictures below.

Hayden Panettiere plays a sexy bigfoot

For the booty lovers out there. Keep the dream alive

Jessica Alba Develops

Jessica Alba is still pregnant. I had stopped paying attention to her because, truthfully, I'm not all that into pregnant chicks. I'm sure that'll change when my wife and I go through our own pregnancy, or it might change now. Looking at these pictures of Jessica Alba walking around with her preggo-boobs, I can see how there are advantages to the whole pregnant thing. Other than the eventual kid that'll pop-out of her. I even think her boobs might be pregnant as well. Who knows. Anything seems to be possible these days. In any case, aside from the large belly, Alba is looking pretty good lately. This one's for all the preggo-lovers out there. Enjoy.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Clip

So, this movie looks like a lot of fun. I don't know when it's coming out exactly (what am I? your information headquarters? fuck off and go to Yahoo movies or something), but when it does, I'm going to be there. Specially when scenes like these are going to be in the movie. This little clip gives you a little peak at an uncomfortably hilarious scene that is followed by some of the freakiest sex I've ever witnessed . . . and I've seen stuff that would cripple a weaker person's psyche. So, enjoy the clip, which features Kristen Bell getting it on . . . crazy style.

Sienna Miller Bikini Update . . Now with More Cameltoe

Every time I post something about Sienna Miller, I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. I mean, is there any part of this woman that we haven't seen naked or on the verge of being naked? Probably not, but it is escaping my memory if we've seen any camel-toe action from her recently. Which explains why I'm posting the picture above. It's somewhat nice to see that Miller has gotten the hang of the whole bikini thing. Not like yesterday, when that just kept falling off or she kept removing it herself. So, there you go camel-toe lovers. Never say I don't do anything for you.

Heidi Montag Raps?

Heidi Montag was on MTV's TRL recently (at least, it looks like TRL, who knows, I don't watch MTV much these days anyway), sharing the spotlight with rap star Nelly. So, of course, she decided to drop some rhymes on an unsuspecting crowd and the rest of America, and it went just as bad as you'd expect it to. Even the host of the show described Montag's lyrical stylings as "flowing like a leaky prostate". Heidi did not even get that well spoken burn, as she tried to get a check + for effort. I swear, I can almost ready Nelly's mind while watching this video. He's got to be thinking: "Damn this bitch can't rap, but I'd put her mouth to good use". Anyway, enjoy (if you're into shit like this) the video.

Sienna Miller Accidental Bikini Nip-Slip Evolves

Sienna Miller, famous actress for I don't know what exactly, was frolicking at the beach when this little accidental nip-slip happened. But, this is Sienna Miller, so a nip-slip really wouldn't suffice for her. It's nice that she's always trying to improve things, which brings us to the picture below. Same day, different location, probably still at the beach, but now, Sienna has completely removed the top half of her bikini. She turned an accidental nip-slip into a full on topless incident. If that's not proof of evolution, I don't know what is.

Tetris: The Movie

Oh yeah, you read right. Someone went out there and made a movie about Tetris. From the trailer, it looks like it was all shot with green/blue screens and whatnot, kind of like how "300" and "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" were shot, but it looks much less polished than those two movies. It does have an epic feel to it, but the cast of no-name actors coupled with a probable directorial debut does not bode well for this film. If anyone does see it, please let me know if it's good or bad, or something else in between.

Oh, and did I mention that videogame movies inherently suck donkey balls? "Tetris: The Movie" has that negative mark against it already built in.