Natalie Portman is Dating that?

I'm at a loss for words right now. Natalie Portman, one of the hottest women in Hollywood, is letting that touch her. I just can't wrap my head around it. Not only is this "man" getting to spend time with her, but they also spend time together in the nude. Fucking. I know. It's almost inconceivable. I just don't get it. Mull it over.