Audrina Patridge - Acts in Bikini

When Audrina Patridge is not busy "acting" on the "reality" show "The Hills", she's busy "acting" in legitimately fictional filmed projects. Right now she's been cast in a movie called "The Reef", and I'm guessing it has something to do with oceans and water. Why else would she be in a bikini. For a chick that's got nothing going upstairs (much like the rest of the cast of "The Hills"), she does compensate by having quite the body. Is her acting any good though? I don't know. I don't really watch "The Hills". My wife does, or has in the past. But don't tell her I told you that. She's already pretty pissed I exposed her love for Bravo's "Top Chef" show. Ooops . . . But, getting back on topic. There are a couple of more pictures of Patridge for your viewing pleasures. Even a little something something for those who like the caboose.

Megan Fox - Dripping Wet and Topless

You know Megan Fox from last year's "Transformers" movie. The super-hot chick that that bastard Shia LeBoeuf gets to make out with at the end of the movie. Well, she's going to be appearing in Diablo Cody's (writer of the great "Juno") next project, titled "Jennifer's Body". They should work the word "hot" into that movie title, because, even though her nipples are covered by pasties (I know, what a crock of shit), she's still looking mighty fine. I don't know what the plot of the movie revolves around, but I don't think I'll care much, if this scene is in the film. The last picture has her covering up her boobs, but it has the added bonus of getting you close up to her dripping wet underwear, which lets you see her landing strip and a hint of camel-toe. It's nice to see a girl who keeps it clean and tidy down there.

More Nipples from Crank Sequel

I know you've seen the Amy Smart nipple-tape pictures from a couple of days ago. That was from the set of the "Crank" sequel. There were more actual nippley pictures from that set involving Amy Smart, but they had a whole lot of Corey Haim in them, so I decided not to post them up. But, it seems like Amy Smart is not the only one getting her nipple-slip on during the filming of this movie. One of the other female stars, Bai Ling, is also showing us a little . . . actually, there's nothing little about Bai Ling's mutant nipples. They're huge. The first picture here is kind of an accidental one. The shirt just moves in a way where it happens. It's followed below by a picture showing Bai Ling making sure that everyone on set saw her gargantuan nips. They're kind of gross actually, and for the record, so is Bai Ling. So . . . why do I post this then? You people love the nipple slips. Look out in the next couple of days there might be some hot Jason Statham nipple action. I mean, it's the only logical thing that could happen looking at the track record for this movie.

Amy Smart Almost Topless for Crank Sequel

"Crank" was a great movie. Fun-filled action that never let up until the end, when Jason Statham's character croaked. So, it only makes sense that there would be a "Crank" sequel, still starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart . . . What? He died in the last movie, right? In any case, logic placed aside, if the "Crank" sequel requires a scene with Amy Smart in nothing other than underwear bottoms and tape over her nipples . . . then I'm in. I don't care what crazy plot device they use to make us forget about the death of the main character in both films. Oh, and I'd also like to mention that I hate the guy who has the job of applying the nipple-tape on Amy Smart. What a bastard. Did he need to get a degree for that? He's just a lucky production assistant. I guess it eventually pays off. All that coffee and snacks fetching was for something. OK, I don't hate him. It's all envy.


One more picture below, this one has some camel-toe action. And more Jason Statham. For the ladies.

Thanks to Egotastic for finding these pictures . . . and watermarking them, forcing me to do the right thing and link back to them. More pictures available there by the way. Check them out. It's OK that they're Canadian. That's like our 51st state, right?