Lily Allen Slips Nipple, then Punches?

Lily Allen had a bit of a nipple'y evening recently outside of a London nightclub. But that's not where this story is focusing on. I mean, sure, we like nipple slips as much as any other celebrity gossip blog out there, but it's the fight that Lily Allen had with an unknown female directly after the nipple slipping incident that has me a little perplexed. I knew all along that Lily Allen's not much of a girly-girl. Which led me to have high hopes in her fighting prowess. Which is, apparently (from these pictures below) a little on the lacking side. Now, I may not have all the facts here. She might have been drinking which would reduce her hand-eye coordination, which might be the culprit for the super weak looking punch you'll see. Or she just might punch like a girl. Either way, she's trying to wail on this chick, but it just looks ineffective. Thanks to all the paparazzi that crowded the event, as we get multiple angles. Enjoy.




In case you're not into this punching business, here's another shot of Lily Allen's nipple slip. For the pacifists out there I guess. Make nipple slips, not war.

Lily Allen See-Through Dress

I had noticed a recent increase in interest regarding Lily Allen and her naughty bits . . . and I think I might have found what you people were so desperately seeking. It's not an upskirt, but Lily Allen's see-through dress is giving you a pretty unobstructed view of her landing strip. Which would be great . . . if Lily Allen were even remotely sexy. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Officially . . . 2008 Has More Anal than 2007

I'm pretty sure that if I scan through BAFW's archives for 2007, I won't find a single story dealing with anal sex. Which is why, at the tender age of 2 days old, 2008 officially has a leg up (or an up the anus) on 2007. Way to go 2008! And thanks to Lily Allen, purveyor of this rather interesting anecdote.

Lily Allen has admitted she has anal sex with her boyfriend Ed Simons. The pop star made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old. Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: "I was with mum, dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.' My dad's wife said maybe you're pregnant. I said no I'm not pregnant and my dad went: 'Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?' I said: 'Well yes but I didn’t think you could have [a baby] by having it in the bum bum!' "

There you have it. Straight from the internets, so it has to be for truth. Right?! But this story contradicts recent reports of Lily Allen being actually pregnant. It is established scientific fact that the effectiveness of "Back Door No Baby" is 100% accurate. I'll let the guys in the lab coats figure this one out then. I don't have much time to launch an all out investigative crusade into Lily Allen's butthole to find out just what the facts are right now. She might very well have an pussy in her asshole. She already has a third nipple. Why not?