Lindsay Lohan - Same ol' Same ol'

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is up to her get-attention-anyway-you-can tactics to remain relevant in society. She's combined the just gaining popularity "down blouse" with the already established nipple slip to give us a nipple-down blouse-slip. It's like a hybrid vehicle almost. Or an alarm clock radio. In any case, she's showing it "accidentally", so I guess I'm posting it. Why? Nothing else to talk about today. But at least you get a nipple*.

*Until Photobucket sees it and decides to end the nipple party.

Katherine Heigl's Smoking Down Blouse

Ha! Get it. That's what we call around here a "play on words". Because there's smoking and down blousing going on at the same time. It's not particularly "smoking hot" because I think Katherine Heigl has lost a little too much weight. She used to be a little on the side of chunky when she was on the "Roswell" show, but it was never unattractive. Since then, I think she might be on a cigarettes and not eating diet. But, a down blouse is a down blouse, and you can see what's left of her fat deposits as she beds down to do something or other. I think she's signing an autograph. She does so much for her fans. Signing autographs and revealing a little bit of skin in the process. That's the mark of a star that cares about her fan-base.

Britney Spears's Gift for XXXmas

What do you do when your little sister steals your weirdo inappropriate limelight? You wear something that technically only qualifies as a t-shirt because it is shaped like one. And you do that while not wearing anything under so that your nipples poke right through. I'm pretty sure you can see areola-definition in these pictures which, I should say, is mighty impressive.

And to make it even better . . . throw in a little down-blouse while you're at it. Why not. Your records are not selling. Might as well keep everyone from forgetting you by showing as much skin without showing it at the same time.

Sarah Jessica Parker Disgusting Down-Blouse/Dress

First off all . . . these pictures are from the "Sex and the City" movie. Yes, I'll let that settle in your mind before I continue. Why the fuck is there a movie being made about that show, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been on TV for well over half a decade. And who thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker looks good with anything other than a paper bag over her head? These are very important questions that I think a Washington D.C. think tank should get right on. Screw getting that whole Iraq thing solved. We need to solve this problem that is happening on our own turf. Just look at that picture below this paragraph. Do you want to see that, blown up on the big screen? I could have sworn that picture was a scene for the next "The Hills Have Eyes" movie . . . but it's not. It's a Sarah Jessica Parker down-blouse . . . or technically a down-wedding-gown. Whatever it's called, it's fucking gross. Where's Jack Bauer when you really need him.

Claire Danes slips a Boob

Leave it to a young actress that is currently surpassing her young Hollywood contemporaries in the craft of acting to step it up a notch when it comes to the coveted "nipple slip". Claire Danes, who is probably doing some publicity for an upcoming film called "Stardust", visited the MTV studios (I'm assuming based on the microphone she's holding) and forgot her bra. That led to this opportune shot, in which you can not only see the nipple, but pretty much every single square inch of one of her boobs. Kudos Claire Danes. More Claire Danes boob slip picture. Enjoy it before Photobucket decides that it is violating their terms of usage and replaces it with something boring and not nipple oriented. Fascists.


Thank you Egotastic.com for this down blouse/nipple-slip/boob reveal.