More Nipples from Crank Sequel

I know you've seen the Amy Smart nipple-tape pictures from a couple of days ago. That was from the set of the "Crank" sequel. There were more actual nippley pictures from that set involving Amy Smart, but they had a whole lot of Corey Haim in them, so I decided not to post them up. But, it seems like Amy Smart is not the only one getting her nipple-slip on during the filming of this movie. One of the other female stars, Bai Ling, is also showing us a little . . . actually, there's nothing little about Bai Ling's mutant nipples. They're huge. The first picture here is kind of an accidental one. The shirt just moves in a way where it happens. It's followed below by a picture showing Bai Ling making sure that everyone on set saw her gargantuan nips. They're kind of gross actually, and for the record, so is Bai Ling. So . . . why do I post this then? You people love the nipple slips. Look out in the next couple of days there might be some hot Jason Statham nipple action. I mean, it's the only logical thing that could happen looking at the track record for this movie.

How'd I get on the Filipino Tabloids?

I'm seriously confused. I've been linked before in the past, but this one is just a little on the peculiar side. Sure, they send me a couple of hits with their linkage, but when they do, they refer to me as "Kuya Jaime", which if my experience hanging around a certain asian social networking website a few years back tells me anything, it's a term of endearment that means "Big Brother Jaime". Whatever it is, they're crediting me with finding Pink peeing pictures and Bai Ling "mutant nipol" pictures.



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Bai Ling Nipple-Slip

Alright! That's it. I'm calling shannanigans on this nipple slip. Not that it's fake, because it isn't. You just can't photoshop something so weird looking on a boob. No, what I'm calling shannanigans on is the reason why the nipple slip is there to begin with. I think Bai Ling is staging these events. There's no way she could not know that her freak-nips are being exposed to the world. I mean, who's that oblivious? You'd have to be borderline retarded to not realize what you're doing. So, yeah. This is premeditated. But then again, that's just my theory. Maybe this is just an accident, in a long line of accidents, for her. Expect another accident like this to happen to her next week. One more picture of her freakishly huge nipple.

So You Think You Can Dance Bai Ling?

Bai Ling shows us some of her dance moves, or rather, lack of total fucking rhythm. The highlight of this little video is when an actual midget approaches her, and suddenly, she dances semi-normally. But then again, how normal is dancing with midgets?