Lindsay Lohan Gets Political (with Sideboob!)

So, sideboob-prone and upskirt beleaguered Lindsay Lohan can form opinions? And they pertain to the current political climate of the country? Stranger things have happened. I skimmed through most of this, but what it boils down to is this: Sarah Palin bad. Everyone in the entertainment industry seems to be giving this Palin woman the business right now. Last week it was Matt Damon, now Lindsay Lohan. Check out her rambling post from her blog:

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be... Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she's FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land.... Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play...
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the "lipstick on a pig" comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president...
Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays"-really??
I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies... And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..
Lindsay- "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!"
Samantha- "I love this country- however i wasn't born here and don't have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november.... and if you're in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"

So, Samantha Ronson is not a citizen? Can't we just kick her (allegedly) out so that Lindsay can get over this "relationship" they have? Not that I have anything against "the gays", but these two just rub me the wrong way.

Lohan's political commentary is so titillating.

Megan Fox Bikini Pics from GQ

I'm sure you've seen the Megan Fox lingerie pics from Maxim, but those were recycled old pictures from like 3 years ago. These, on the other hand, are brand new. Thanks GQ. Which is why I hadn't bothered to post the Maxim spread. But, it can be argued that old Megan Fox and new Megan Fox pictures still feature Megan Fox, so it's all good . . . . right? Wrong. I don't like to dwell in the past. I live in the now. And these new pictures, as you will see in a few seconds, are far superior. Just look at her, she's got a cherry in her mouth. Sexual innuendos anyone? She does tend to overuse her mouth in these pictures, but you can't hold that against her. I mean, would you? Hot chick that has an oral fixation? There's no way that's a negative in my book. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the pics.

Matt Damon Gets Political

I don't usually get into politics around here. I find that stuff to be boring. Which is why I haven't said much at all about the Republican Vice-Presidential pick, Sarah Palin. That is, until I saw this video of Matt Damon voicing his fears of a possible Palin presidency. And boy does Damon come off as sounding a little on the Chauvinistic side. But, are his concerns justified? Should we be afraid of John McCain's probable passing while in office if he gets elected president? I don't know. But here's Damon making his point. And I'm pretty sure he'll be voting Obama this year.

Jessica Simpson Upskirts Good Morning America

Jessica Simpson performed some new tracks from her country music album on Good Morning America, and I guess the only way she knows how to sell records is the good ol' fashioned way. By showing some ass. At least that's how I sell my country music albums. She also decided to goof it up by sticking her tongue out like a slack-jawed country bumpkin. She must be trying to connect to the intended demographic. In the picture below, it's really not clear whether Jessica is wearing underwear or not. I'll let you folks decide on that one. My own personal hypothesis is that her manager/father/ex-preacher made sure something like this would happen. Therefore, I think that's all bare ass. But hey, don't be swayed by my scientific findings. It's a free world. Make your own decisions.



Hey look ya'lls, I can be lady-like too!

Quantum Of Solace Theatrical Trailer

"Casino Royale" was a pretty OK Bond flick. A lot of people were unsure if Daniel Craig could pull of the James Bond character. For me, personally, he brings something different to the table, while keeping the spirit of the previous Bonds intact. Which is why I'm looking forward to checking the new movie out when it is released this coming November. The new trailer has tons of action, which means the movie will as well. Unless they've managed to cram all the good parts into the 2:28 running time of this trailer. That would be bad. I'll just have to find out when the movie comes out.

Akon Loves His Fans

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Why do people keep attending Akon concerts? He's already going to trial for throwing a kid off stage, now this? This time he's knocking chicks off stage with swift backhands action. Akon tickets should come with some sort of a disclaimer. Or his fans should just wear protective gear. Either way, the guys a total douchebag.

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures

I know it's been a little light around here as far as posting goes this month. Hopefully, these Olivia Munn bikini pictures will make up for my lack of content this month. These pictures were taken in Japan, which means Olivia and the rest of the AOTS crew are out filming some sort of Japanese themed special. Maybe there's some sort of convention out there. They're always going to Japan. How come I never get to go to Japan? I want to buy used panties from a vending machine too! Oh well, here's another picture.

Match Made in WTF!

It is being reported that Pamela Anderson is dating Michael Jackson. I know. I'm confused too. The UK Mirror has the lowdown:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

I'm not quite sure what to make of this. And Michael Jackson is turning 50?! Holy crap. I wonder how many young boys he wants for his birthday.

Kevin Spacey Doesn't Discriminate

It would seem that, when it comes to grabbing a handfull of ass, Kevin Spacey doesn't discriminate. He's showing in the picture above some impressive man-ass-handling skills. Didn't know he would be into that. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just saying the man probably needs some sort of medal. You know, for not discriminating. The guy should be holding a spot right next to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. . . . or at least his ass.

Search Terms - Another Month Bites the Dust

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HBO Kills "Preacher" - God Gets his Revenge

HBO didn't actually kill a preacher. Rather, it ended production of a televised adaptation of Garth Ennis's epic Vertigo Comics series "Preacher" that was just about ready to start shooting in the near future. Mark Steven Johnson (of "Punisher" infamy) was set to direct, and here's what he has to say about the whole bloody affair:

"We were budgeting and everything and it was getting really close to going," Johnson told The Comics Continuum. "But the new head of HBO felt it was just too dark and too violent and too controversial. Which, of course, is kind of the point!

"It was a very faithful adaptation of the first few books, nearly word for word. They offered me the chance to redevelop it but I refused. I've learned my lesson on that front and I won't do it again. So I'm afraid it's dead at HBO."

If anyone at Showtime is getting wind of this, fucking pick up this series. This would go great with "Dexter" and "Weeds" and all of your other original series (there's just no way to pluralize that word, is there?). Pretty please?

*"God gets his revenge" is a rather spoiler'y reference to something that happens in the comic series. It would do you good to buy all 10 volumes of "Preacher", you know, so you could get with the program.

**For someone who's supposed to be on vacation, I'm not doing a great job of relaxing. Just couldn't help myself when I saw this before heading out on vacation. So, that post where I said I wouldn't be posting much of anything for the next couple of days from a couple of days ago . . . let's forget that ever happened.

BAFW Book Club - Snuff

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BAFW on Vacation (Again?)

Just how many fucking vacations do I need? Not as many as I'm getting. This is just a quick trip down to San Diego to see a relatively unknown band. I think they're getting to be known by the mainstream and we'd like to have a chance to see them in concert before they get too big. What? Radiohead is already a huge, multi-national and successful band, instantly recognized by their wondrous musical achivements?

I guess it's not a small band after all. So yeah, we got the worst seats imaginable for the concert. Seats that are in an entirely different city. But it just creates an excuse to get out of town for three days and two nights. Away from work and bullshit. I don't have anything scheduled to post for the next couple of days, but the guys over at Analog Medium (also accessible through the links menu in the sidebar) might be posting up a review of mine within the next couple of days. Check them out, they don't get nearly enough vacations.

The Downfall of the English Language Takes a Break

This is another fine example of the deterioration of the English language, and clear evidence that I work with morons. A GED is just not enough to cut the mustard these days. It might be a little small, but click on the picture and get it as big as you possibly can, to see the brilliant spelling of the word "Refrigerator" as you've never seen it before. And, the icing on the misspelling cake is that it's not just one sign . . . every fucking sign in that break room has the same spelling for the fridge. And, no one has said anything about it to my knowledge. It's almost enough to make me want to run around with a Sharpie pen, correcting mistakes like these left and right, but what difference can one man make? I'm not the grammar police.

The Mojave Experiment - Ground Breaking?

Oh Microsoft. Lately, everywhere I go on the internets, I'm running into banner ads for this "Mojave Experiment" that Microsoft is trying to push on us to drum up some good publicity for Windows Vista. I get it. Your much bally-hooed operating system is crap and you want to sell some more copies of it. I guess they got a bunch of people into a focus group session and made sure their only exposure to computers excluded everything except other Windows OS versions. There's a couple of videos in their video wall of people reacting to something Microsoft is calling "Instant Search". It's ground breaking apparently.

If it hadn't been around forever and a day ago in my beloved Mac OSX. And not even the latest one. I'm still rocking version 10.4. You can head on out to this website to check out Microsoft going on and on about this feature, and other features that are new to them, but have been around for quite some time for Mac users. Oh, and just for shits and giggles, I decided to do my own search for my computer's calculator application using "Spotlight". Check it out.

Haha! Suck it Microsoft! I found my calculator (not that I didn't already know where it was anyway) without using Windows Vista.

Transporter 3 Teaser Trailer

I had no idea that there would be a third "Transporter" movie. To tell you the truth, I don't even know what the reasoning was behind the 2nd movie. But I have to hand it to the film-makers that crank out these flicks, because those slickly edited car porn movies they make are fun as shit. Sure, they don't make much sense. And you're never going to get a car to do that. But if you're willing to turn off your brain for an hour and a half, then it's harmless entertainment. Don't know what the story is with this new installment, but it's going to involve cars. And some transporting of some sort. Hey, I think I just came up with the plot for "Transporter 4"!

Lily Allen Slips Nipple, then Punches?

Lily Allen had a bit of a nipple'y evening recently outside of a London nightclub. But that's not where this story is focusing on. I mean, sure, we like nipple slips as much as any other celebrity gossip blog out there, but it's the fight that Lily Allen had with an unknown female directly after the nipple slipping incident that has me a little perplexed. I knew all along that Lily Allen's not much of a girly-girl. Which led me to have high hopes in her fighting prowess. Which is, apparently (from these pictures below) a little on the lacking side. Now, I may not have all the facts here. She might have been drinking which would reduce her hand-eye coordination, which might be the culprit for the super weak looking punch you'll see. Or she just might punch like a girl. Either way, she's trying to wail on this chick, but it just looks ineffective. Thanks to all the paparazzi that crowded the event, as we get multiple angles. Enjoy.




In case you're not into this punching business, here's another shot of Lily Allen's nipple slip. For the pacifists out there I guess. Make nipple slips, not war.

The Prodigal Sideboob Returns

If it isn't Lindsay Lohan, showing the world the side of her boob while wearing a tank-top that is just a tad on the revealing side. It doesn't hurt the inception of this sideboob viewing opportunity that Lindsay's not wearing a bra. I mean, why should she have to. She's Lindsay Lohan. And bra's are for suckers anyway. I tell my wife that all the time. This sideboob eventually led to a moderate strength nipple-see-through in the picture below. But Lindsay's mammary strength is not in the nipple area, but rather the girth of the whole boob in itself . . . you know . . . when she's not coked out of her gourd and she's eating.

Heidi Montag Strikes Again

If you can sit through this, you're a stronger person than I am. This is Heidi Montag's latest "single" titled "Overdosin'". I don't think I have the right words to describe the utter disgust and fear for my own sanity's sake to describe this. It's terrible. I'm almost sorry to post this up, but then again, my readers are a bunch of perverts anyway. They'll probably cut out the sound and just attempt to jack it to the random Montag pics that make up this unofficial music video. But remember, Jesus is watching.

He always is. He's a pious voyeur.

Selma Blair: Scowl-kini

I'm not quite sure why Selma Blair is looking so upset lately. She's co-starring in a pretty well reviewed and well received sequel in the "Hellboy" franchise, has a new show called "Kath & Kim" (which is where these pictures were taken from) premiering this new fall season on a network channel that is completely eluding my memory at this time, is a celebrity and naturally has more money than most of us (definitely more than what's in BAFW's Google Ads account). So then, why is she looking so despondent in that bikini? It's not flattering. I guess she figured these pictures would end up all over the internet, still being talked about and posted up days after their initial release by smart-aleck-y bloggers. Sorry Selma, around here, BAFW is part of the problem, not part of the solution. Just don't look at BAFW like in the picture below . . ever. It actually kind of scares me.

If we mention the camel-toe, will she kill us?