Match Made in WTF!

It is being reported that Pamela Anderson is dating Michael Jackson. I know. I'm confused too. The UK Mirror has the lowdown:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

I'm not quite sure what to make of this. And Michael Jackson is turning 50?! Holy crap. I wonder how many young boys he wants for his birthday.

Pamela Anderson Upskirts - What Else Were you Expecting?

It's tough to "wow" a crowd when you're Pamela Anderson. I mean, if you see her anywhere, you're almost guaranteed to see something inappropriate, no matter where the location is. You might be in the waiting room for the dentist, and she strolls in, fully clothed, and by the time you get out of there, you've somehow contracted Hep-C or some weird Anderson-ailment. Hmm . . . maybe that wasn't the best analogy ever, but you get my point. Wherever Anderson goes, her cooch is sure to appear to you and most likely will get all up in your grill. Thankfully (in my opinion at least), this time it was clothed. But that dress she's wearing is fucking built for upskirts. Why else would it be cinched up front like that? Ladies? Any insight into this? Do I even have female readers? Maybe if I posted more wang-age. I've gone on a tangent again, right? Here are the rest of the pictures. It's hard to keep focused when you're being assaulted by almost-elderly vaginas sometimes. I hope you appreciate the effort and sacrifice I put into this.