Celebrities Celebrate Bikini

It's still summer, evidenced by the fact that it's only 8:30 Am here in Southern California, and my house is already feeling a little on the hot oven'ish side. Celebrities know this as well, which is why they keep showing up in bikinis, and people keep taking pictures of them. Cameron Diaz, taking time from her busy schedule of pissing off Peru (hey, that's where I'm from) hits the beach in this bikini, which is distracting me from her weird face and forcing my attention to other areas of her body. For a chick that's in her mid-thirty's, she's not looking half bad. I mean, she could look worse right? Now, if we could do something about her face. Maybe a paper bag. But that wouldn't really work at the beach. Plastic bag? You say it could be dangerous? I'm willing to take that risk. Just think of how much better the picture below this would look if you couldn't see that face.


Next celebrity, and we're kind of stretching the definition of that here, is Kim Kardashian, and her ginormous Armenian ass. This chick, who is only famous for being Paris Hilton's best friend and fellow amateur porno chick, hit the beaches as well, and I hear, caused ten foot waves in Japan after jumping into the ocean.


And, I'm glad she was able to find a circus tent that was not currently being used to cover up a little after she was done causing tsunamis with her ass.

Ashley Tisdale Nipple Slip

Speaking of nipple slips, I don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but photographers are taking her pictures, and she, like the chick in my previous post, is completely oblivious to the fact that her nipple is in plain sight. Who is this chick by the way? And why does she look like such a moron? And can someone tell her to maybe buy a bra that fits her? It's not a very attractive nipple at that. Kind of puffy looking. Maybe she was stung by a bee there. Why am I posting this up again? Oh yeah, you people will be looking for this. I'm such a giver sometimes.

Just Your Typical Sunday

Yesterday was one of the rare occasions when I have a Sunday off, so the wife and I spent the day together. Nothing much in the way of super interesting things throughout the early part of the day. We woke up a bit on the late side, so we did not have breakfast, but ended up getting some lunch at this place called "The Oinkster" in Eagle Rock. She had a cheeseburger and fries (french/freedom) and I had the pastrami with fries. Heather was not all that impressed with her burger, but I enjoyed the pastrami. It is not served as salty as I'm used to eating it, but it was good. A bit on the pricey side though. Our meals ended up being just over 20 bucks, and I don't know how much you might make, but around here, for fast food . . . that's maybe a little bit much.

Next up on the agenda was to drive the route that my wife would have to take today to go to her first day orientation for the new job she just took on. A job which I referred her to at the bank, which means that 6 months from now, if she's still employed and doing well, I get a $500.00 bonus. I don't have a doubt in my mind that she won't do good. She's bright, hard working, and great with customers. And no, we won't be telling you which branch she's going to be working in. Partly because of privacy, but also because we don't work in a branch. Not all bank employees work in branches you know. Actually, the branch people are all idiots, and we kind of look down upon them. I don't care if they wear shirts and ties to work and we go in with jeans and t-shirts to work . . . they're all a bunch of idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing. And that goes for every bank, not just the one we work for.

So, back to our Sunday. After that, we went to Pasadena, to my mother's house, to hang out in her pool for a couple of hours. Since we don't have a pool of our own, and it was close to 100 degrees yesterday, it was the only logical thing to do. We hung out there, had a little watermelon, chatted with my brother, step-father and mother about this and that, and took off after a quick shower (to get the chlorine off of me . . . my skin hates chlorine). We headed back home, but since it was still hot as balls, we took off for the nearest Best Buy to escape the heat and pick up a couple of items.

We didn't really need anything, but we wanted to test out if my wife's old employee discount still worked. She quit Best Buy for the job at the bank 2 weeks ago, and since we needed an aux-cable to hook up her iPod Shuffle to her Mazda 3's stereo, we thought we'd check out the price at least. She picked up a Dynex (Best Buy's brand) that retailed for just over 13 bucks. We took it over to a nearby computer, she keyed in her employee number, and the computer read back to us . . . . $1.23. Yes, one dollar and twenty-three cents. So, we took the cable, and walked around the DVD aisles for a bit, looking for something we had not yet seen. We settled for "Talladegah Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", which was retailing for $19.99. We took our items to the register, she told the check out girl it would be an employee purchase, and lo and behold, it worked. We walked out of there paying 21 dollars and change, including tax, for something that a normal person walking in would have had to pay close to 40 bucks. Take that Best Buy!

Feeling a little hungry, and seeing a Costco next to the Best Buy, we figured we'd get some hot dogs and a soft drink for dinner. Costco is great for a cheap meal in a pinch, and since neither of us had any cash (who carries paper money anymore?), we raided my change cup for some funds, and managed to wrangle $3.25 in quarters, nickles and dimes. I felt like an old lady when it came to paying. But, that's not really the memorable part. As we were waiting in line, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear: "Look at the girl to your right". I do, and as I'm trying to figure out what she's talking about . . . I see it. A nipple, poking out of the top of this chick's tank top, in plain sight. And she does not realize it. It's like that nipple had lost all sensation on it. Her boyfriend walked up a couple of minutes later, and both my wife and I looked away. I think he let her know, because when we payed and walked away with our hotdogs and drinks, my wife told me that the nipple was no longer in sight.

After eating our dinner, we went home, played a little X Box 360 arcade games (she played the original Sonic the Hedgehog and I played Golden Axe . . . blasts from the past man) and watched the movie. During the movie, while going to the bathroom (not at the same time) we discovered a 5-legged spider living in our bathroom. We have no idea where it came from, or when it became disabled, but I named it "Gimpy" and let him stay there in his corner. We had to call it a night shortly after watching "Entourage" because Heather had to be at work at 8:30 AM (I just talked to her . . . she got there 45 minutes early) and that pretty much ended our Sunday.

Attack of the Bikini'd Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn, from the "Attack of the Show" (or AOTS for us nerds out there), did a little photo shoot for "Men's Health" magazine. I'm not exactly sure which health related topic the article tackled. Probably masturbation as a method to keep your prostate healthy. Because these pictures of Olivia Munn in a bikini are very conducive to some "hands in the pants" action. And that applies to women as well. My wife has a bit of a crush on this chick. Understandable. I'm not jealous. Just as long as she lets me videotape their eventual lesbian meet-up (in both our dreams), I'm all good. A couple of more pictures, these with her tugging down on the bikini bottom part. So damn sexy.

Opening Weekend Movies - 7/13/07

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - More like "Harry Potter and the Impossibly long Title for a Movie". Why don't they just call it "Harry Potter 5", or use the Roman numeral "V"? It worked wonders for that one "Rocky" movie. But, the movie is still opening this weekend with that title, and of course, everyone is going to go watch it. I'm not. I don't think I've ever watched a single Harry Potter movie straight through. I always catch bits and pieces of them. And no, you fucking perverts, not the "good parts" featuring Hermione Granger in semi-sexy situations. You need help by the way.

Captivity - This movie's advertising campaign, featuring Elisha Cuthbert (who also stars in the movie . . . duh), came under fire some months ago because it portrayed the young actress in the act of dying in several situations. I thought it was genius. But, you know America. But, the movie is coming out, and aside from that interesting side note in advertising history, it doesn't look all that amazing. Just your run-of-the-mill "killer keeping a couple of people chained in his basement while he tortures them and eventually kills them . . . or not?" type of movie.

Bai Ling Nipple-Slip

Alright! That's it. I'm calling shannanigans on this nipple slip. Not that it's fake, because it isn't. You just can't photoshop something so weird looking on a boob. No, what I'm calling shannanigans on is the reason why the nipple slip is there to begin with. I think Bai Ling is staging these events. There's no way she could not know that her freak-nips are being exposed to the world. I mean, who's that oblivious? You'd have to be borderline retarded to not realize what you're doing. So, yeah. This is premeditated. But then again, that's just my theory. Maybe this is just an accident, in a long line of accidents, for her. Expect another accident like this to happen to her next week. One more picture of her freakishly huge nipple.

Celebr-ikini Pandemonium

I believe that summer has officially started. It's not something that is predicated by any specific date of the year, or when the temperatures get hot, or hotter than the previous year (Al Gore was right). No, it's when celebrities come out "en force" rocking their favorite two pieced swimsuit . . . the bikini. To the right of this paragraph, you've got Hillary Duff in one, and it's a small picture because I don't particularly find her interesting . . . or attractive. But she's here, because she's in a bikini. Are you seeing a pattern forming here? More celebrities, skimpily clothed, and sometimes soaking wet, below this.


Someone tell Hilary Swank that she really should try an eskimo parka this summer. Or, maybe she can dress up as a boy (which, from the looks of it, she's got the body for) and make out with Chloe Sevigny. Oh wait, she's done that already.


I'm not sure just what kind of hand gesture Lindsay Lohan is throwing at us in that picture. But, it's either "I want to munch on your rug", or "Do you have a cigarette . . . or 20?", or she might be asking for a double serving of "party water". What is more important is the curvature of her stomach. Is she hiding a lifetime supply of vodka in there?


Hayden Panettiere (still only 17) is hitting the beach in a bikini as well. That's really all I can say about that. In case the Feds are watching.


My wife told me that Mandy Moore was looking old lately. I don't know if that's the word I would use. She's definitely not "Panettiere'ish". But, she's still looking pretty OK lately. A little on the frumpy side in that bikini, but not bad.


If you get the Victoria's Secret catalogs in the mail, then you already know who Alessandra Ambrosio is. And if you know who she is, chances are you are a guy, that does not live with a woman, who is still getting those catalogs. Dude, what's up with that? You have no idea how they got your name and address right? Suuuuuure. One more of Hayden Panettiere picture and that's it for the day.


"I see the one hand on the computer mouse, but where's the other hand? Wait, is that in your pants? Ewww . . guh-ross!"

Recent Developments AKA Excuses

Yeah. I know. It's been a while since I've regularly posted something here. That's because I've been pretty busy this past week. With 6 days of straight work because of the fourth of July, I'm finally having a little time to just relax. Of course, I didn't post anything worthwhile today because I was stuck pretty much half of the day in a Mazda dealership.

My wife bought herself a Mazda 3. Which she had wanted for a long time. Her previous car (a '91 Ford Escort) needed to be replaced a couple of years ago. A non-functioning air conditioning system is just no good during this whole global warming thing that's going on lately. But, now she has a proper car, which has a pretty decent gas mileage per gallon. And a fully functioning air conditioning system. Plus, she got the car at the price we wanted. Not the price the dealer wanted to charge us. Which is a pretty big victory if you've gone through the whole car buying process.

So yeah, we've been a tad on the busy side lately. And we've been reading a lot lately. Christopher Moore is coming highly recommended by us right about now. Read "The Stupidest Angel". If you read this blog, you should like that book as well.

We're so busy lately we haven't seen "Ratatouille" and "Transformers" yet. Which are both vying for our movie dollars right now. Maybe when we get an influx of cash this weekend, we'll take a couple of hours to watch either one (or both of those) movies.

Oh, and then there's the X Box 360 game called "Dirt", which dominated my eyes and thumbs for a solid week. It's on its way back to Gamefly now, but check it out if you have the time. I got me 975 out of 1000 achievement points in that game. That's 48 out of 49. I don't want to toot my own horn, but that's not too shabby.

So, maybe this week I'll post something about something or other. Maybe. If we're not too busy.

Sharon Stone is a Zombie?

Wow. When did this happen? I thought that Sharon Stone still looked relatively OK considering her advanced age, but right now, looking at these picture, it looks like she just clawed her way out of a coffin that was buried 6 feet underground, and is looking for some fresh brains to satiate the hunger inside her. Maybe it's make up for a new movie she's starring in. Whatever it is, someone needs to put this old bitch in a nursing home and away from the public eye. Or, just turn her into Soylent Green. Who cares. The point is . . . she needs to go away.

Opening Weekend Movies - 6/29/07

Live Free or Die Hard - This movie technically opened on Wednesday. Which totally throws me off. Why do they keep doing this. You can expect that almost all of these summer blockbusters will be opening up on weird and random days. Like "Transformers" . . . which used to be set for a Wednesday release, but now is opening up on Tuesday. Whatever. So, this movie, what can you expect? Old Bruce Willis and the Mac Guy go after some bad guys that are both threatening the nation and someone in Bruce Willis' family. Yippi-ka-yay motherfuckers.

Ratatouille - My spell checker hates this movie title. But, the latest Pixar studio release looks great. Much better than "Cars" did a couple of years ago. Or was that just last year. I don't remember. I think it was so bad that it gave me selective amnesia. This one, looks like it's back on track to "Incredibles" and "Monsters, Inc" greatness. Good luck finding a theater that isn't packed with kids when you go watch this though.

Evening - And this movie wins the "Chick-flick" of the week, since no other chick flicks are coming out. You'll find yourself in this movie if a)you're a woman or b)your woman dragged your ass to this because she's tired of seeing explosions or animated characters. Just think of it as a 20 dollar nap.

Hayden Panettiere Goofing Around

There's been a lot of Hayden Panettiere coverage recently. The girl just keeps doing goofy things. If she's not making out with her TV dad, or licking statues or having her friends spank her ass for money, then she's wearing storm trooper helmets (talk about your geek fantasies) and enjoying body painting in the backyard. In her bikini. Um . . . when does this chick turn 18 again? All of this coverage is making me feel a little bit on the dirty side. Oh well, remember that I do this for you, my loyal (or just accidental) readers.




Now, if we could get her in the Princess Leia metal bikini . . . that would cause Star Wars geek-gasms. When she's 18 of course.

Hayden Panettiere Does More Stuff

Hayden Panettiere, the indestructible cheerleader from NBC's hit show "Heroes", likes to party and have fun just like any other young Hollywood girl . . . but, I think she might be having a little too much fun. Licking butts on statues and having her friends spank her ass for money is not something I did when I was under the age of 18. Yes, she's not even legal yet. So, put that penis away pervert.


Well, at least she's not on the crack-cocaine . . . yet.

Brooke Hogan Continues Being Ladylike

A few weeks ago, I posted some ridiculous pictures of Brooke Hogan performing at a concert (if you could call her performances "concerts") wearing something just plain retarded. Being a failed history major myself, I know that history tends to repeat itself, which is why Brooke Hogan is at it again with the weird legless jeans . . . but this time, she changes it up with fishnet stockings and a vest. It's like she's ready to go out to the President's Ball. But, don't tell her dad I said anything about this. The last thing I need right now is Hulk Hogan knocking on my door, looking to kick my ass. One more picture below, with a little camel-toe action. If you have the stomach for it. I think Brooke straddles the fine line between chick and dude.

Nipple-Topia - Demi Moore

Demi Moore isn't all that smart. With her advanced age, I think she might actually be going senile. Just look at these pictures that were taken as she was trying to get away from the paparazzi. Maybe she forgot that she was wearing a see-through shirt, without a bra on, and then decided that she put the only thing that would cover her old knockers, over her head. Nice move with the jacket there Demi. Why don't you just take your pants off while you're at it and wrap that around your chest as an impromptu brassiere? Sure, you're now showing off your underpants (if you're wearing any) but everything else is covered. And the paparazzi are left wondering just where Demi Moore went off to. You can thank me later for the genius idea.

Box Office Report - Almighty Dollars

Evan Almighty - Because people like crap, and Steve Carrell, it doesn't surprise me at all that this movie made it to the top of the pack this past weekend. It doesn't look all that funny to me, so I won't be watching it, but Steve Carrell's a nice guy. I hope it makes more money, for his sake, so he can move on to bigger and better projects.

1408 - I don't think a Stephen King movie has made this much money in recent history. This particular story I'm not all that familiar with, and it seems a little on the hokey side. But, it does look creepy enough to raise my interest. I'm just glad they didn't go the "made for TV" route with this one. I've always liked Stephen King stories, and if this one does well, it could pave the way for my favorite Stephen King yarn that is getting the big screen adaptation to make some nice cash. I'm talking about "The Mist", which should be coming out within the year. I hope. Look out for that one, and go watch this one while you're at it.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - I'm getting conflicting views on this movie. On the one hand, I've read that it is terrible. They get everything wrong. On the other side of the argument, they acknowledge the things that went wrong, but also praise the things that were right so much that it is recommended. Whatever the case, it's coming up on $100,000,000, which is pretty good for a movie these days. But, it still does nothing to make me want to go see it. That whole initial trailer-frenzy that I went through a few months ago has dissipated. I might catch it on HBO when it comes out on cable.

Ocean's Thirteen - Another sequel I'm not all that interested about. Summer is currently boring the shit out of me. Nothing comes out that I'm really jazzed about. Yeah, I just said "jazzed". This movie just looks like it's beating a dead horse. We got it after the first "Ocean's" movie. The second one felt like it was treading water. And the third one . . . I don't know, is there even any more water to tread on?

Knocked Up - This movie, I do encourage everyone to go see. It's already a financial success, but it still deserves more cinematic love from audiences all over America. This movie is better than "The 40 Year Old Virgin". That's saying a lot, because that movie was great. Don't wait for video or cable. Watch it now, then buy the DVD (or Blu-Ray or HD-DVD . . . whatever format you want) and then watch the movie on cable. You won't be disappointed.

Hayden Panettiere Affectionate with TV Dad

I'm a big fan of NBC's show "Heroes". I'm also a big fan of Hayden Panettiere's character on the show, the indestructible cheerleader. Which is why, seeing these pictures of the filming of season 2 of the show, are kind of making me feel a little conflicted. On the one hand, the show does need a little more steamy scenes. Superhero action is great, but if that action happened between the bedsheets, you'd triple your viewership. But, the producers of the show might have taken that idea a little too far. From the looks of these pictures, it looks like Hayden's character "Claire" is making out with her TV dad. Sure, it's not her actual father on the show, he just raised her from the time she was a baby, but it's still wrong. Kind of like Woody Allen fucking his adopted daughter wrong.


And, I'm not sure why I didn't notice this earlier. Either the actor that plays her TV dad is a giant, or Hayden Panettiere is a borderline midget. Anyway, the kiss in question is below.


I can't wait for this show to come back next fall season. Hopefully, minus the hot daughter on adopted father action.

Jessica Biel in GQ

Jessica Biel is in the new issue of GQ magazine. In a bikini. Running around, sitting down and lying down on rocks, and pretty much looking hot all over the place. I guess she's promoting the new movie she's starring in, I forget the name of it, but it's got Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay for some firefighter pension plan benefits. Sounds ridiculous to me as well, but if it means that Jessica Biel is going on a promotional bikini tour in support of this movie, then I'm all for it. I'm still not going to watch the movie though. But at least, she's got my attention.

Pussycat Dolls Nip-Slip

I'm not a big fan of the Pussycat Dolls. I don't wish my girlfriend were hot as them. I mean, look at the one on the right. Do you want to lay in bed next to that circus freak? The main chick (Nicole Scherzinger, standing on the left) is the one that, if any, I would not mind seeing a nipple slip of. But, it's actually the weirdly plastic-faced Carmit Bachar that's showing the nipple in the shot below. Why? Because Pussycat Dolls are all about being classy. And weird looking. And just all around whores. They're like Bratz Dolls, but all grown up. Think about that when you're wanting to buy your little girl a present and you are walking down the doll aisle at your local toy store. If you buy your girl Bratz Dolls, there's a high likelyhood that she'll be doing this when she's older.


You've been warned.

Evangeline Lilly Flips for Papparazzi

I guess it would be extremely annoying just to be famous and have countless photographers trying take a picture of everything you do . . . all the time. Evangeline Lilly is feeling that right about now. These pictures were taking while she was at an airport, just trying to travel like normal people, when the paparazzi started chasing her around with their high-powered camera lenses and flash photography. It's only natural that she would flip them the bird. If you look at the pictures below, you can actually see her starting to mouth the words "Fuck You". But it's totally understandable. Especially if you're as adorable as Evangeline Lilly. Anyone else would have been considered rude. But not her. *Sigh* Oh Kate, you could blow up my house any day to make it like a gas leak.

So You Think You Can Dance Bai Ling?

Bai Ling shows us some of her dance moves, or rather, lack of total fucking rhythm. The highlight of this little video is when an actual midget approaches her, and suddenly, she dances semi-normally. But then again, how normal is dancing with midgets?

Box Office Report - It's Clobbering Time-ish!

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - Yes, despite looking just marginally better than the first movie of this franchise, this movie managed to stretch it's way into the top spot for the box office numbers for the weekend. But, it doesn't look as spectacular as other comic book inspired movies, like last month's "Spider-Man 3". It didn't even make half as much as that movie made. But, it's a win for Marvel. Let's just hope that they can start putting out good comic book movies instead of shit like "Ghost Rider", this movie, and "Spider-Man 3".

Ocean's Thirteen - Last week's number one gets bumped down to number 2, but that doesn't mean it's not making a ton of money still. Although, I wonder, with so many big names, just how much money does this movie need to make before it covers just their salaries. It's made just under $70 million so far. I just would like to know how much they payed Al Pacino, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined.

Knocked Up - I'm really happy to see this movie performing as well as it is. Even though it's never held the coveted "#1 Movie in America" title, it's still going strong in it's 3rd week of release and closing in on the $100 million mark. I believe it even outperformed "Ocean's Thirteen", being that it only made $2 million less than that movie but it was being screen on a considerably less number of screens across the nation. Well done Judd Apatow and crew.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - What more can I say about this movie . . . other than it has made $250+ million for Disney, which they will most likely use to fund another crap-tacular movie. Most likely an animated one, based on this movie, because they need to milk this dead horse for as long as possible. Whatever. Does anyone even care about Jack Sparrow or any other character in this story?

Surf's Up - And profits are down. Maybe this will teach Hollywood that we're finally sick and tired of the fucking penguins. Give them a rest. Make a motherfucking manatee movie. Change it up people. Just because one idea worked, a couple of times, doesn't mean that it will forever. Even the penguins (the real ones not the CGI'd ones) on your promos for the film groaned about another penguin movie being released. If your advertising campaign is tired of the genre, it's time to move on.

3:10 To Yuma Trailer

It would seem that the "Western" is making a comeback. James Mangold's (Walk the Line) "3:10 To Yuma" looks totally badass and ready to pull a six-shooter on your ass with this trailer. It's got pretty much all you need in a western. Plenty of gun-play, gritty characters, and a posse willing to kill a whole town to get their boss back. It stars Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Gretchen Moll and Peter Fonda.


From what I can tell from the trailer, the story revolves around a man of the law (Christian Bale) that is responsible for transporting a wanted criminal (Russell Crowe) to Yuma so he can get on a train to get transported to the place where he will be executed for his crimes. But, as previously mentioned, his posse won't be too keen on that idea, and the shit hits the fan.


Check out the Yahoo page currently hosting the trailer for the standard version of the trailer, or the HD Apple Quicktime version (the one I got these screencaps from . . . 720P is huge!).

Opening Weekend Movies - 6/15/07

Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer - Otherwise known as FF2:RotSS for us Hollywood insiders. We like to abbreviate everything. I'd like to abbreviate the word "abbreviate" actually. But, on to the movie. FF2:RotSS is the sequel to the deeply flawed Fantastic Four movie, and everyone's back for seconds. The only difference between this movie and its predecessor is . . . well, this one actually looks half-way decent, which in comparison to it's barely mediocre first installment, is definitely an improvement. Will I go watch it . . . probably not. It's kind of hard to sell the wife on something like this when the memory (or, some might say, terror) that the first movie left is still fresh in her brain. I'll wait for cable on this one.

Nancy Drew - This is based on the popular (to girls at least) series of books starring a teenage super-sleuth (but where's Carmen San Diego?) who uses her wits to solve crimes . . . or something. Is this going to be watched by anyone other than pre-pubescent girls? Probably not. It's not even interesting enough to find out what the plot of this movie is.

DOA: Dead or Alive - I'm really glad that the producers of the DOA movie thought that the general populace would be too dumb to figure out its abbreviated title and maybe confuse the movie with something else. It's that same high regard for the American movie viewership that precipitated this movie's production. Let's recap . . . this is a movie based on a video game that is famous for having great tittie-jiggle graphics rendering engines. Hmm . . . you know what. I don't need any more explanations. I'm already buying my ticket.

Psych! I'm not 15 years old. I bet you totally didn't see that psych coming huh. Dude, you just got psyched. When was the last time that happened to anyone.

Petra Nemcova Topless

So . . . this what gay guys do with super models? They put some weird pants on them, wrap a lasso around their heads, and scribble shit on them and call it fashion. Not that I don't appreciate a topless woman, it's just that the whole body scribbling confuses me. It looks like she might have fallen asleep during a party and people just started drawing all over her. I'm still waiting to find her sharpied on moustache and a foot long penis drawing on her arm. Note to fashion designers: Thanks for the tits, but work on your fashion sense. Seriously, this is ridiculous. One more picture of Petra Nemcova, doing one of her "fiercest" turns . . . ever. Fierce!

Britney Spears Upskirt - Not Surprised

It doesn't surprise me that Britney Spears would be seen showing a little upskirt action these days. Someone has to fill the void that was left behind when Paris Hilton went to jail . . . got out of jail . . . and then went back to jail. Those orange jumpsuits are not conducive to upskirt action. But, here she is, again, showing us what she's got. Thankfully, we can't see her destroyed vagina parts in this one. I'm almost thankful that she's wearing underwear in these pictures. After seeing her nipple slip yesterday (just scroll down a couple of posts), I was about ready to quit blogging forever. There's only so much one can take before they start suffering from Post Traumatic Britney Flashing Disorder.

Gay Bomb Proposal

The military is ridiculous. I'll let the video do the talking.

The BAFW Payback for Previous Britney Post . . . Post

I don't know what NUTS magazine is. Well, apart from knowing that it is a magazine. And I don't know who Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder are. Famous? Where? And naked much? Whatever. I'm making up for assualting your eyes with that awful Britney Spears post. Enjoy.


This one has words. You know, for you to read when you're done checking out the titties? Oh, who are we kidding. You're probably not even reading this.


And here they are again. Wonder if they have some tissues to help you wipe up.

*Thanks to Egotastic.com for the pictures and more importantly . . . . the memories. *sigh*