Hayden Panettiere Goofing Around

There's been a lot of Hayden Panettiere coverage recently. The girl just keeps doing goofy things. If she's not making out with her TV dad, or licking statues or having her friends spank her ass for money, then she's wearing storm trooper helmets (talk about your geek fantasies) and enjoying body painting in the backyard. In her bikini. Um . . . when does this chick turn 18 again? All of this coverage is making me feel a little bit on the dirty side. Oh well, remember that I do this for you, my loyal (or just accidental) readers.




Now, if we could get her in the Princess Leia metal bikini . . . that would cause Star Wars geek-gasms. When she's 18 of course.

Just for the Fuck of It

There's really no news-worthy reason to post pictures of Olivia Munn (from Attack of the Show) dressed as Princess Leah from "Return of the Jedi". If only I were there, I could have been Jabba the Hutt. I would have no qualms with putting on 1000 lbs if I got to have Olivia Munn chained to me permanently. She would, though, end up choking me with the chain . . . like in the movie. Oh no! Spoiler! Sorry. But yeah, below is the full body shot that will send your nerd crotch into spasms of joy. I'm just glad that it wasn't Kevin Pereira in the metal(ish) bikini.