Petra Nemcova is like a clock radio. She's got two good things going on right now that go great together. Namely the upskirt and the generous amount of cleavage that she is displaying on these pictures taken . . . um . . . who fucking cares where they were taken. It's upskirt and cleavage, at the same time. So, I'm going to quit with the words so you can focus on what's important. 
So . . . this what gay guys do with super models? They put some weird pants on them, wrap a lasso around their heads, and scribble shit on them and call it fashion. Not that I don't appreciate a topless woman, it's just that the whole body scribbling confuses me. It looks like she might have fallen asleep during a party and people just started drawing all over her. I'm still waiting to find her sharpied on moustache and a foot long penis drawing on her arm. Note to fashion designers: Thanks for the tits, but work on your fashion sense. Seriously, this is ridiculous. One more picture of Petra Nemcova, doing one of her "fiercest" turns . . . ever. Fierce!
I don't know what the deal is with Petra Nemcova. I mean, she's alright looking. She may or may not have a sexy European accent. She doesn't look like Rosie O'Donnell. And those cans are not too shabby. But, why should I care about this? I don't really. I'm doing this for you. The people who love Petra Nemcova and who want to see a little sideboob action. Below is the picture you've been wanting to see. I hope you enjoy it. Just as a side note. This is the chick that was going out with that James Blunt guy . . . right? This means that she doesn't particularly have great taste in men. Which, consequently, gives you, the poor parent's basement-living schlub, a chance at hooking up with her. Just come up with an annoying song that will get overplayed all over the world, and it's a sure thing. 
